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Sep 5 2009, 09:00 PM
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I can't believe it Group: Members Posts: 163 Joined: 13-April 09 From: Hoenn Member No.: 11 156 My Favorites |
I have a weakness for descriptions....
I check each pokemon to see if they have one, and if they do I'll check some of their PC boxes for more descriptions XD I'm not obsessesive I try to give descriptions to all my pokemon whenever I get an idea...so I have quite a lot. Not as funny as some people out there XD I don't really remember any descriptions but I do love Irk Splee's. -------------------- |
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Sep 6 2009, 11:32 AM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
Ecstasy's Schlurp, the Lickilicky:
A very sexual innuendous Pokémon in my opinion... I mean, Schlurp literally licks EVERYTHING. That's not normal. |
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Sep 6 2009, 01:42 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 111 Joined: 10-December 08 From: Vermillion City Member No.: 3 309 Favorites~ |
I love reading descriptions, I wish more people would make them.
(However, I really hate people who only type "hi i like cheri berries they are spicy and yummy!" You're insulting my intelligence by presuming I cannot figure out your pokemon likes cheri berries ) My favorite of my pokemon is my Aron, Vinh. One of the "triplets" as everyone calls them, Vinh is the youngest, born a day after Yen and Trai. The three were abandoned all by different people and Rhea adopted them together. Vinh is one of those weird loner types most people try to avoid. He eats ketchup with everything (yes, even with aspear berries). He collects candle wax into jars. He walks backwards on even numbered days and stares at things until they move- even sometimes inanimate objects. He has never lost a staring contest. In actuality, Vinh is superstitious, paranoid, and thinks of himself as normal- everyone else is weird. My other favorite description is Nasrin my Stunky. Nasrin isn't really Rhea's pokemon. You see, one day she appeared in the house, stumbling about and breaking stuff. Everytime someone would throw her out, she would just come back and cause trouble. Reluctantly, Rhea houses Nasrin (mostly to keep an eye on her mischievous behavior). She doesn't smell so bad unless she's drinking. Yes, this is a raging alcoholic Stunky. She will raid places for booze because no one is stupid enough to give her any sweet sweet liquor. When sober she's plotting, when intoxicated she's wreakless. Rhea and other pokemon have tried to take her to AA. Wow. I really ought to read this thread more often. You guys come up with such great descriptions. And since it's been a while since I've taken a dip in the pool of shameless self-advertising, I have quite a few new ones to present to you. So many that I'm going to have to put them all into spoiler tags. And here they all are, in no particular order. (click to show ) And here are some notes about some of the descriptions. (click to show ) Those made my day. <3333 This post has been edited by RWMVG1DC: Sep 6 2009, 02:04 PM -------------------- Uprising art (click to show ) |
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Sep 6 2009, 02:49 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
I love reading descriptions, I wish more people would make them. (However, I really hate people who only type "hi i like cheri berries they are spicy and yummy!" You're insulting my intelligence by presuming I cannot figure out your pokemon likes cheri berries ) My favorite of my pokemon is my Aron, Vinh. One of the "triplets" as everyone calls them, Vinh is the youngest, born a day after Yen and Trai. The three were abandoned all by different people and Rhea adopted them together. Vinh is one of those weird loner types most people try to avoid. He eats ketchup with everything (yes, even with aspear berries). He collects candle wax into jars. He walks backwards on even numbered days and stares at things until they move- even sometimes inanimate objects. He has never lost a staring contest. In actuality, Vinh is superstitious, paranoid, and thinks of himself as normal- everyone else is weird. Wow. I really ought to read this thread more often. You guys come up with such great descriptions. And since it's been a while since I've taken a dip in the pool of shameless self-advertising, I have quite a few new ones to present to you. So many that I'm going to have to put them all into spoiler tags. And here they all are, in no particular order. (click to show ) And here are some notes about some of the descriptions. (click to show ) Those made my day. <3333 Thank you for those kind words. I love Vihn's description. It's so interesting and it makes me smile. And I have to agree with the whole "feed them this berry" habit with some descriptions. As both a member of Berry Smart and someone who's been devoutly playing the games since Red and Blue first came out (including the spin-off games), this practice is basically patronizing the clicker's intelligence and can be insulting. And if a user feels the urge to help out other users who are unfamiliar with berries, they can save time and effort with the other common "berry=flavor" memory device found in journals. BTW, Aria just evolved, so I changed the last line of her profile from "But how will she convince him to teach her how to be an opera singer?" to "Apparently having Cecil owe you a favor can lead to opera lessons." -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 6 2009, 10:22 PM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
Moe the Lawn's Wailmer, Wilmer:
Wilmer is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. As you can see, he's had terrific results. Her Venasaur, Victor: Victor dreams of becoming a world famous tap dancer, but he can never seem to find shoes that fit. Oh, when they make size 48 men's black leather tap dancing shoes, you'd better watch out. She also has a Jynx named Laquisha Shanay. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Jynx are practically blackface. |
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Sep 7 2009, 06:23 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 7 Joined: 14-February 09 From: lala land Member No.: 3 663 fawesome |
This is what most of my pokemon descriptions sound like...
Vireo, my shelgon/soon to be salamence Vireo refuses to fly with me on my Altaria to go anywhere because he insists that if he's going to fly, it will be under his own power. Other than that, he's quite level-headed. He likes mellow music, jazz, and ripping out the sudoku puzzles from every newspaper I buy, which somewhat devalues it for me, I feel. the five pokemon in my Love Shack box have descriptions that I find amusing, at least. I wish Milo wasn't a MALE lopunny, that's just weird. I had to write in a description to make it make slightly more sense (because a male lopunny is just...weird...) And if you are so inclined, around 75% of my nicknamed pokemon have descriptions. the hard part is finding them (in the evolved boxes) i have to read through this thread some time. i don't happen upon many interesting descriptions. -------------------- |
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Sep 7 2009, 06:32 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 18 Joined: 23-August 09 From: [Akron, OH] A real Wonderland... Member No.: 58 988 Active Squad |
Ough you guys make me want to make descriptions for my pokes now
Edit: Made one up for Amadeus: QUOTE Amadeus is a rather relaxed Pidgeot, more so considering he's the highest level Pokémon that Hatter has so far. You'd think that having Mozart's middle name, he'd also be a rather musical fellow but he really isn't. Amadeus' voice is rather complex and rough, one you wouldn't want to hear singing any songs, probably due to his habit of smoking with Magnus. He's often seen lazing about in trees, windowsills, and various places that most people can't sit on or get to, mainly to keep a certain nosy female Poké out of his business of relaxing. "What's the use of worrying? It never was worthwhile." I find it hilarious..for now This post has been edited by Mad Hatter: Sep 7 2009, 06:47 PM -------------------- |
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Sep 7 2009, 07:36 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 0 Joined: 19-April 09 Member No.: 13 498 Active Squad |
My Easter Lopunny:
"Drake, the Easter Lopunny. 100% Male. Take that ladies." I'm not a funny person but I snark sometimes when able to. |
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Sep 7 2009, 08:02 PM
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Total Geek Group: Members Posts: 137 Joined: 16-May 09 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 23 854 Oldschool Squad |
My Scyther (named Flip Out):
She's gonna flip out. Like a ninja. 'Cuz that's what ninjas do. (you'll only get it if you have heard that song before) My Shuckle named Cazu Marzu: Gilda has one hell of a sick sense of humor. My Bidoof named Wiki: "Wiki" = Wikipedia Don't let his species fool you; Wiki may be a Bidoof, but his IQ is higher than all of Gilda's pokemon's combined. Where does he get all of his knowledge? Who knows. He can be seen reading and using the computer a lot. Also, he learned how to read and speak in perfect English because he's awesome (though he does slip a "doof~" at the end of his sentences a lot). My Spinarak, Nani: AUUUUUGH HOLY SHIT A GIANT SPIDER /punt Nani has the unfortunate habit of stalking and sneaking up on people. Hell, she did it even when she was still on her egg (she stalked Gilda in the Shelter for who knows how long), much to Gilda's horror; she has extreme aracnophobia, and Nani is always trying to cuddle or cling to her (because Gilda rescued her from the Shelter). My Azelf, Dario: Dario is a very curious little pixie. Being a psychic pokemon, he tends to use his telepathic powers a lot, especially to talk telepathically with the others, including Gilda. Unfortunately, he naively read Gilda's mind once. Considering Gilda has one hell of a dirty mind, that didn't end too well... Yep, I really like writing descriptions. =O -------------------- |
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Sep 9 2009, 09:31 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
Got a new one that just hatched. My Drifloon, Phweeeoosh.
Name: Phweeeoosh Species: Drifloon Gender: Male Description: Named after the sound of a helium tank blowing up a balloon, Phweeeoosh is actually filled with helium and thus spends all his time bumping up against the ceiling as he floats about. His greatest fears are ceiling fans, the outdoors, those stucco ceiling finishes with all the pointy pieces, and Cakedancer. Especially Cakedancer. -------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Sep 9 2009, 11:42 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 48 Joined: 12-April 09 From: Illinois Member No.: 10 543 Favorite Team |
My Ninetales, Rao:
After watching STF play Okami, Rao is very careful around other Ninetales, fearful that one will rise up and strike her down like the priestess she was named after. STF, knowing this fear, shows Rao her reflection every chance she gets, scaring the poor Ninetales half to death with her own image. Fans of Okami (or people who know the game) will obviously get the crappy whatcha-ma-callit I made. -------------------- Other (click to show ) Shinies (click to show ) Groups (click to show ) © Anything used belongs to their creators. *You know who you are* |
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Sep 11 2009, 01:44 AM
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The Lazy-Ass Artist under the Stars Group: Members Posts: 218 Joined: 7-April 09 Member No.: 8 997 Shooting Star Team |
Chompy An emo Totodile who sits at the edge of the lake. Don't pet him. Seriously, do you WANT to lose your hand? Koi* "A Magikarp won't evolve into Gyarados without a trainer actually training it. This is why Magikarp can be kept in koi ponds without any issue of a town accidentally bursting into flames." Uber Imitator What is this?!? This isn't Manaphy! What a cheap imitation! No one likes you Phione! >.> **Hugs UI** _________________________________________ *Meh, made a Pseudo-pokedex entry for that one... |
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Sep 11 2009, 02:51 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 18-August 09 From: Mormonland Member No.: 57 937 Sexy time! |
I just found this one, Arceus thrasher's koffing "MoreThan6Butts":
WARNING: DO NOT FEED THIS THING BAKED BEANS! It may be the last thing you ever do. Standing downwind is impossible, since this Koffing has a 360 degree radius to play with when exerting its powerful, built up flatus. Feeding this Koffing normal foods will at least let you withstand a few gas exertions before being knocked out cold by the force of the smell. |
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Sep 11 2009, 03:21 PM
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BLEHHHHH Group: Members Posts: 28 Joined: 12-April 09 From: HECK Member No.: 10 601 TUNNEL SNAKES RULE |
I have to nominate Kazyx's nice little rotom in Heat Form. http://gpxplus.net/info/AmLmZQp2 Custom Description The Brave Little Toaster's lesser known cousin-in-law, the Timid Little Toaster. The Timid Little Toaster tends to sit out on most of his braver cousin's adventures. The most notable journey The Timid Little Toaster missed was a trip to Mars. That brought a tear to my eye with laughter. Thank you. I've been trying to write my Pokemon more amusing descriptions because of this thread. Inspirational. <3 -------------------- ~~~ ffffffffffffffff ~~~ |
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Sep 11 2009, 04:26 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 10 Joined: 10-June 09 From: England Member No.: 32 830 Coolio Crew |
My Bidoof named Wiki: "Wiki" = Wikipedia Don't let his species fool you; Wiki may be a Bidoof, but his IQ is higher than all of Gilda's pokemon's combined. Where does he get all of his knowledge? Who knows. He can be seen reading and using the computer a lot. Also, he learned how to read and speak in perfect English because he's awesome (though he does slip a "doof~" at the end of his sentences a lot). My Azelf, Dario: Dario is a very curious little pixie. Being a psychic pokemon, he tends to use his telepathic powers a lot, especially to talk telepathically with the others, including Gilda. Unfortunately, he naively read Gilda's mind once. Considering Gilda has one hell of a dirty mind, that didn't end too well... Made my day. -------------------- |
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Sep 13 2009, 02:16 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 11 Joined: 26-June 09 From: Standing on my head on the bottom of the ceiling Member No.: 38 982 My D/P Team |
I don't know if this one has been said, but I know of someone (I can't remember who, sorry. ) that I click fairly regularly, who has a rain-form Castform and their description reads 'THE RAIN THE RAIN THE RAIN' over and over.
When I first saw it, I was like 'wtf?' and then I laughed, but now I've gotten used to seeing it. I'll probably do descriptions when I finally get my D/P party, but I haven't done any yet. Don't you hate it when people have descriptions that basically make their Pokemon out to be amazing and unbeatable and stuff though? That always annoys me. -------------------- --- Don't let the vapid smile confuse you... I'm dumber than I look. --- WARNING: The above comment may contain randomness and/or rambling. I am known to to ramble and get off-topic. I don't mean to. Please, just... ignore it. If it gets too much, give me a kick in the head and I'll stop. --- Avatar Art by Shiro-neko of GaiaOnline |
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Sep 13 2009, 05:25 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 10 Joined: 16-May 09 From: I never stay in one place Member No.: 23 467 My Partner in Crime |
I haven't read any good descriptions lately, though I came up with this description for my MissingNo, Glitch-
Does Not Compute Error Error Error Error Error Error Malfunction Malfunction Damage is now Critical Error Error Error Error Error Error Self Destruction in 3... 2... 1... Bye-Bye! *Boom* *Enraged child screams* -------------------- |
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Sep 13 2009, 09:24 PM
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GALACTIC PRETTY BOY!?! <OAO KIRABOSHI Group: Members Posts: 1 529 Joined: 11-April 09 Member No.: 10 259 chuuuu |
Species: Shuckle Name: Shuck Norris Description: Graduated, and considered a guru in the art of Awesome, this Shuckle, Shuck Norris, beats that wussy guy, Chuck, in anything he does. She isn't just awesome, she invented it. Take that Mr. Norris! Shameless self advertising go THIS this this is win xD -------------------- |
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Sep 14 2009, 05:31 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
Airdra's Azelf, Walker:
QUOTE "Being of Willpower?" But he's BLUE. o.o Blue Lantern Corps = Hope! XD That'd be where Walker got his name, anyway.
(Willpower is green, by the way. Seriously. Green.) -------------------- |
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Sep 14 2009, 08:48 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 2 Joined: 26-July 09 From: In the Center of the Universe, AKA Connecticut Where else would it be? Member No.: 50 405 Smooth Criminals |
Commodore Jim's Bidofo, Derpor, has one.
BIDOFO TONITE WE DERP IN HELL!!!! (For any youngins out there, this is a reference to King Leonidas of the movie 300.) -------------------- |
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