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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately?
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post Sep 5 2009, 09:00 PM
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I have a weakness for descriptions....
I check each pokemon to see if they have one, and if they do I'll check some of their PC boxes for more descriptions XD

I'm not obsessesive blargagh.gif

I try to give descriptions to all my pokemon whenever I get an idea...so I have quite a lot.
Not as funny as some people out there XD

I don't really remember any descriptions but I do love Irk Splee's.


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post Sep 6 2009, 11:32 AM
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Ecstasy's Schlurp, the Lickilicky:

A very sexual innuendous Pokémon in my opinion...
I mean, Schlurp literally licks EVERYTHING. That's not normal.
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post Sep 6 2009, 01:42 PM
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I love reading descriptions, I wish more people would make them. sad.gif
(However, I really hate people who only type "hi i like cheri berries they are spicy and yummy!" You're insulting my intelligence by presuming I cannot figure out your pokemon likes cheri berries dry.gif)

My favorite of my pokemon is my Aron, Vinh.

One of the "triplets" as everyone calls them, Vinh is the youngest, born a day after Yen and Trai. The three were abandoned all by different people and Rhea adopted them together.

Vinh is one of those weird loner types most people try to avoid. He eats ketchup with everything (yes, even with aspear berries). He collects candle wax into jars. He walks backwards on even numbered days and stares at things until they move- even sometimes inanimate objects. He has never lost a staring contest.
In actuality, Vinh is superstitious, paranoid, and thinks of himself as normal- everyone else is weird.



My other favorite description is Nasrin my Stunky.

Nasrin isn't really Rhea's pokemon. You see, one day she appeared in the house, stumbling about and breaking stuff. Everytime someone would throw her out, she would just come back and cause trouble. Reluctantly, Rhea houses Nasrin (mostly to keep an eye on her mischievous behavior).

She doesn't smell so bad unless she's drinking. Yes, this is a raging alcoholic Stunky. She will raid places for booze because no one is stupid enough to give her any sweet sweet liquor. When sober she's plotting, when intoxicated she's wreakless.
Rhea and other pokemon have tried to take her to AA.




QUOTE(BrainpanSonata @ Aug 24 2009, 02:10 PM) *
Wow. I really ought to read this thread more often. You guys come up with such great descriptions. And since it's been a while since I've taken a dip in the pool of shameless self-advertising, I have quite a few new ones to present to you. So many that I'm going to have to put them all into spoiler tags.

And here they all are, in no particular order. (click to show)

And here are some notes about some of the descriptions. (click to show)


Those made my day. <3333

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post Sep 6 2009, 02:49 PM
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QUOTE(RWMVG1DC @ Sep 6 2009, 01:42 PM) *
I love reading descriptions, I wish more people would make them. sad.gif
(However, I really hate people who only type "hi i like cheri berries they are spicy and yummy!" You're insulting my intelligence by presuming I cannot figure out your pokemon likes cheri berries dry.gif )

My favorite of my pokemon is my Aron, Vinh.

One of the "triplets" as everyone calls them, Vinh is the youngest, born a day after Yen and Trai. The three were abandoned all by different people and Rhea adopted them together.

Vinh is one of those weird loner types most people try to avoid. He eats ketchup with everything (yes, even with aspear berries). He collects candle wax into jars. He walks backwards on even numbered days and stares at things until they move- even sometimes inanimate objects. He has never lost a staring contest.
In actuality, Vinh is superstitious, paranoid, and thinks of himself as normal- everyone else is weird.

QUOTE(BrainpanSonata @ Aug 24 2009, 02:10 PM) *
Wow. I really ought to read this thread more often. You guys come up with such great descriptions. And since it's been a while since I've taken a dip in the pool of shameless self-advertising, I have quite a few new ones to present to you. So many that I'm going to have to put them all into spoiler tags.

And here they all are, in no particular order. (click to show)

And here are some notes about some of the descriptions. (click to show)

Those made my day. <3333

Thank you for those kind words. I love Vihn's description. It's so interesting and it makes me smile. And I have to agree with the whole "feed them this berry" habit with some descriptions. As both a member of Berry Smart and someone who's been devoutly playing the games since Red and Blue first came out (including the spin-off games), this practice is basically patronizing the clicker's intelligence and can be insulting. And if a user feels the urge to help out other users who are unfamiliar with berries, they can save time and effort with the other common "berry=flavor" memory device found in journals.

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post Sep 6 2009, 10:22 PM
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Moe the Lawn's Wailmer, Wilmer:

Wilmer is the new spokesperson for Jenny Craig. As you can see, he's had terrific results.

Her Venasaur, Victor:

Victor dreams of becoming a world famous tap dancer, but he can never seem to find shoes that fit. Oh, when they make size 48 men's black leather tap dancing shoes, you'd better watch out.

She also has a Jynx named Laquisha Shanay. I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed Jynx are practically blackface.
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post Sep 7 2009, 06:23 PM
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This is what most of my pokemon descriptions sound like...

Vireo, my shelgon/soon to be salamence

Vireo refuses to fly with me on my Altaria to go anywhere because he insists that if he's going to fly, it will be under his own power. Other than that, he's quite level-headed. He likes mellow music, jazz, and ripping out the sudoku puzzles from every newspaper I buy, which somewhat devalues it for me, I feel.


the five pokemon in my Love Shack box have descriptions that I find amusing, at least. I wish Milo wasn't a MALE lopunny, that's just weird. I had to write in a description to make it make slightly more sense (because a male lopunny is just...weird...)

And if you are so inclined, around 75% of my nicknamed pokemon have descriptions. the hard part is finding them (in the evolved boxes)

i have to read through this thread some time. i don't happen upon many interesting descriptions.


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post Sep 7 2009, 06:32 PM
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Ough you guys make me want to make descriptions for my pokes now irritated.gif

Edit: Made one up for Amadeus:
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Amadeus is a rather relaxed Pidgeot, more so considering he's the highest level Pokémon that Hatter has so far. You'd think that having Mozart's middle name, he'd also be a rather musical fellow but he really isn't. Amadeus' voice is rather complex and rough, one you wouldn't want to hear singing any songs, probably due to his habit of smoking with Magnus. He's often seen lazing about in trees, windowsills, and various places that most people can't sit on or get to, mainly to keep a certain nosy female Poké out of his business of relaxing. "What's the use of worrying? It never was worthwhile."

bucktooth.gif I find it hilarious..for now

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My Easter Lopunny:

"Drake, the Easter Lopunny. 100% Male. Take that ladies."

I'm not a funny person but I snark sometimes when able to.
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post Sep 7 2009, 08:02 PM
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My Scyther (named Flip Out):

She's gonna flip out. Like a ninja.

'Cuz that's what ninjas do.

(you'll only get it if you have heard that song before)


My Shuckle named Cazu Marzu:

Gilda has one hell of a sick sense of humor.



My Bidoof named Wiki:

"Wiki" = Wikipedia

Don't let his species fool you; Wiki may be a Bidoof, but his IQ is higher than all of Gilda's pokemon's combined. Where does he get all of his knowledge? Who knows. He can be seen reading and using the computer a lot.

Also, he learned how to read and speak in perfect English because he's awesome (though he does slip a "doof~" at the end of his sentences a lot).


My Spinarak, Nani:

AUUUUUGH HOLY SHIT A GIANT SPIDER /punt

Nani has the unfortunate habit of stalking and sneaking up on people. Hell, she did it even when she was still on her egg (she stalked Gilda in the Shelter for who knows how long), much to Gilda's horror; she has extreme aracnophobia, and Nani is always trying to cuddle or cling to her (because Gilda rescued her from the Shelter).


My Azelf, Dario:

Dario is a very curious little pixie. Being a psychic pokemon, he tends to use his telepathic powers a lot, especially to talk telepathically with the others, including Gilda.

Unfortunately, he naively read Gilda's mind once. Considering Gilda has one hell of a dirty mind, that didn't end too well...



Yep, I really like writing descriptions. =O


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post Sep 9 2009, 09:31 PM
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Name: Phweeeoosh
Species: Drifloon
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Description: Named after the sound of a helium tank blowing up a balloon, Phweeeoosh is actually filled with helium and thus spends all his time bumping up against the ceiling as he floats about. His greatest fears are ceiling fans, the outdoors, those stucco ceiling finishes with all the pointy pieces, and Cakedancer. Especially Cakedancer.


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My Ninetales, Rao:

After watching STF play Okami, Rao is very careful around other Ninetales, fearful that one will rise up and strike her down like the priestess she was named after. STF, knowing this fear, shows Rao her reflection every chance she gets, scaring the poor Ninetales half to death with her own image.


Fans of Okami (or people who know the game) will obviously get the crappy whatcha-ma-callit I made.


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An emo Totodile who sits at the edge of the lake.

Don't pet him. Seriously, do you WANT to lose your hand?


Koi*

"A Magikarp won't evolve into Gyarados without a trainer actually training it. This is why Magikarp can be kept in koi ponds without any issue of a town accidentally bursting into flames."



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What is this?!? This isn't Manaphy! What a cheap imitation!

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*Meh, made a Pseudo-pokedex entry for that one...
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I just found this one, Arceus thrasher's koffing "MoreThan6Butts":

WARNING: DO NOT FEED THIS THING BAKED BEANS!

It may be the last thing you ever do. Standing downwind is impossible, since this Koffing has a 360 degree radius to play with when exerting its powerful, built up flatus.

Feeding this Koffing normal foods will at least let you withstand a few gas exertions before being knocked out cold by the force of the smell.

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QUOTE(Admiral Cereus @ Sep 2 2009, 02:13 PM) *
I have to nominate Kazyx's nice little rotom in Heat Form.

http://gpxplus.net/info/AmLmZQp2

Custom Description
The Brave Little Toaster's lesser known cousin-in-law, the Timid Little Toaster. The Timid Little Toaster tends to sit out on most of his braver cousin's adventures. The most notable journey The Timid Little Toaster missed was a trip to Mars.

That brought a tear to my eye with laughter. Thank you.

I've been trying to write my Pokemon more amusing descriptions because of this thread. Inspirational. <3


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QUOTE(Gilda @ Sep 8 2009, 02:02 AM) *
My Bidoof named Wiki:

"Wiki" = Wikipedia

Don't let his species fool you; Wiki may be a Bidoof, but his IQ is higher than all of Gilda's pokemon's combined. Where does he get all of his knowledge? Who knows. He can be seen reading and using the computer a lot.

Also, he learned how to read and speak in perfect English because he's awesome (though he does slip a "doof~" at the end of his sentences a lot).


My Azelf, Dario:

Dario is a very curious little pixie. Being a psychic pokemon, he tends to use his telepathic powers a lot, especially to talk telepathically with the others, including Gilda.

Unfortunately, he naively read Gilda's mind once. Considering Gilda has one hell of a dirty mind, that didn't end too well...


Made my day. laughing.gif


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post Sep 13 2009, 02:16 AM
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I don't know if this one has been said, but I know of someone (I can't remember who, sorry. irritated.gif) that I click fairly regularly, who has a rain-form Castform and their description reads 'THE RAIN THE RAIN THE RAIN' over and over.

When I first saw it, I was like 'wtf?' and then I laughed, but now I've gotten used to seeing it.

I'll probably do descriptions when I finally get my D/P party, but I haven't done any yet.


Don't you hate it when people have descriptions that basically make their Pokemon out to be amazing and unbeatable and stuff though? That always annoys me.


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I haven't read any good descriptions lately, though I came up with this description for my MissingNo, Glitch-
Does Not Compute
Error Error Error
Error Error Error
Malfunction
Malfunction
Damage is now Critical
Error Error Error
Error Error Error
Self Destruction in 3... 2... 1... Bye-Bye! *Boom*

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Airdra's Azelf, Walker:

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"Being of Willpower?" But he's BLUE. o.o Blue Lantern Corps = Hope! XD That'd be where Walker got his name, anyway.

(Willpower is green, by the way. Seriously. Green.)


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Commodore Jim's Bidofo, Derpor, has one.

BIDOFO
TONITE
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IN HELL!!!!


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