May we all thank BlackTH, who saved Vissen the Remoraid from a horrible fate.




And then we have NaoNao's Wooper, Woopah.



This post has been edited by Umbee: Sep 15 2009, 04:22 PM

Well, I've got two that just hatched tonight. Trenchcoat and Zeeks are their names, and The Pokemon Palace has gotten that much more hectic because of them.

Name: Trenchcoat
Species: Bonsly
Gender: Male
Description: Psst. Hey, you there. Yeah, you. Wanna buy a watch?

No? Well, how about a spatula? Roll of duct tape? A slightly used hair brush? I picked out all the hair...

Fine, then! Walk away! I would've given you the Don't Tell Sonata Who You Got It From Discount, too!

Name: Zeeks
Species: Igglybuff
Gender: Female
Description: It's all fun and games until you regain consciousness to find you're no longer wearing any shoes.

How are my pokemon's nicknames? Check them!!

I'm gonna do some more self-advertising and point out my Jirachi's description.
8D

Mudd E's Chronus~

My name is cliche? Yeah, well, your FACE is cliche. So there.

Also, I'm less angry if you supply me with Sour Patch Kids. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry. Just sayin'.

......

OMG, MAKE WITH THE SOUR PATCH KIDS!


I giggled. A lot.

I'm too lazy to look for descriptions, so I'll just put my own.

Gaer the Groudon: Although most would form the opinion that Groudon are aggressive and hot-tempered, Gaer is very chill. He's too relaxed to fight most of the time, and naturally, all the idiots who challenge him just get squashed.

Europa says that she would really enjoy spending time with him... if his presence didn't make the sun come out.
Europa is a Lunatone, by the way.

Irumi the Illumise: Irumi is very cautious, paranoid, even. She's always terrified that something she can't see is nearby, or that she's going to step on a trick tile that sets off a booby trap worthy of Indiana Jones, or that she's going to find a zombie or something just around the corner.

Masuki the Carnivine: Masuki has very few friends because she is so shy. She often feels lonely, but is afraid of trying to get more companions. Of course, people also don't become her friends since she has an unfortunate habit of chomping down on your skull if she feels happy.

Soraba the Absol: Soraba is a bit claustrophobic. She gets very nervous when there are too many people around, and also in small, confined spaces, especially if they smell funny. She really only likes to stay around Europa, Ibrak, and Armageddon. Sometimes they try to mingle with Nurmar, but then Ibrak gets insulted by the Sneasel and ends up having to flee so that Ibrak won't totally slaughter him.

Asnan the Medicham: Asnan is calm, meditative, and wise. He rarely gets angry, unless someone (most likely Pip) interrupts his meditating.

Korin the Luxray: Korin is very timid and jumpy. An unfortunate habit of his is to emit sparks when he is surprised or scared. Above all else, he is afraid to death of Ditto.

Lilith the Tyranitar: Lilith is a partner to Lucifer, and the leader and co-founder of Team Hellpath. She is much calmer than her Houndoom companion, but is very difficult to soothe when she is in a rampage. In fact, the only way to do so is to either knock her out or present her with a very large building to burn to the ground.

Pip the Clefable: Pip has the most severe case of ADHD in the history of anything. She does not sit still, ever. She usually has to talk a lot, too, and annoys the hell out of everyone, especially Nya. Another Pokemon has to use a move like Spore or Hypnosis just to get her to go to sleep.

Found another high tier description artist while returning clicks today. QKNC has a bunch of pokemon with very funny and thought provoking descriptions. Here's a sampling.

Name: Omnomnom
Species: Munchlax
Description: Munchlax became the first Pokemon to ever marry a fridge. "I love Christina," said Munchlax. "I first met her when she was installed in my bedroom. I knew it was love at first sight from the moment she served me breakfast in bed. Sometimes, when she's empty I get angry and start kicking her. But she always forgives me and feeds me my favourite Pokeblocks. I don't know how I would live without her."

Name: Brago
Species: Bagon
Description: See Bagon. See desk. See Bagon's head. See Bagon headdesk.

Name: Barboach
Species: Barboach
Description: Barboach thinks its ancestors might've had legs. Or maybe Barboach will grow legs some time in the future. As a Water/Ground type, Barboach thinks its in some sort of transition between swimming in the sea and walking on land. Barboach is philosophical and likes to think about such matters. The only transition Barboach doesn't want to think about is the mid-life crisis it will undoubtedly have.

Name: Squirrel Fodder
Species: Pineco
Description: Nintendo decided that an exploding pinecone would be a good addition as a Pokemon. They also decided that Pineco(ne) would be an awesome name. They ALSO required that you headbutt trees to find this Pokemon. So in a nutshell, this is an exploding pinecone named Pineco(ne) that you can only find by having one of your poor Pokemon run headfirst into a tree.

I cannot believe no one has done this.
This is my Bidoof.



Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now!
Scoobidoobidoof, where are youf? We need some help from you now!
You know we got a mystery to solve, so Scoobidoof get ready for your act!
And Scoobidoof when you come through your’re gonna have yourself a Bidoof Snack!
Scoobidoobidoof, here are youf, your’re ready and you’re willin’!
Come on Scoobidoof, we need youf, I know you’ll catch that villan!
Scoobidoof enjoys solving mysteries, eating, and riding in green floral vans.

Renegade Giratina has a winner here.

Some Jirachi's description:
Dear Jirachi, I wish I had a life outside the internet. Love, *Username*

Oh, man, loving these. (On the last one you actually could replace *Username* with BrainpanSonata.)

Anyway, the gender expectations trap has caught me again. No, I didn't hatch another female Whismur while trying for my "Gordon Cole" Whismur. This time I was trying for a "Susan Lucci" Mudkip and ended up with... well, just read and find out.

Name: Not Susan Lucci
Species: Mudkip
Gender: Male
Description: You liek me! You really liek...

Uh, why does Sonata keep hitting the wall with her head? I'm doing the joke just liek she wrote it. I even went out and got a dress and a fake Emmy and everything... this dress is actually looks better on me than I thought it would.

If you keep doing that, Sonata, you're going to seriously hurt yourself. Or break the wall. Either way, I don't liek it.

This one by RuneYue gave me a chuckle.

Name: Saiso
Race: Rayquaza

Saaiso would like everyone to finally realize that he "IS NOT SMALL DAMNIT! IS YOUNG!!!"

But no one does... They just see that he is smaller than a regular Rayquaza (let alone most other deity) and most Dragonair are bigger than him, therefore he is OHSOCUTE.

Don't be surprised if he bites you when you fawn over him and try to put ribbons on his horns.

If you don't fawn over him, then he's a pretty easy going PKMN and can often be seen giving Rune a ride to one place or resting in the gardens.

I was reading RuneYue's descriptions the other day... I really like them.

In other news, my Psyduck egg has hatched and The Pokemon Palace has officially been declared a natural disaster area.

Name: Aftermath
Species: Psyduck
Gender: Male
Description: Hey, my headache's feeling better now...

WHOA! What HAPPENED here? Was it another Pirogi Incident or an earthquake or WHAT?!

Um, I may have forgotten to mention that looking at me funny like that makes my headache worse...

Shameful self-advertising, click it for it's description.


Am I the only one that figured that Gallade has hips? Damn Shakira song that comes into my head.

This post has been edited by Fappucino: Sep 24 2009, 08:56 PM

This one. Right here. http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGD3ZwVk

Yes!!!!!Got a mention!!!
I actually think that mine are boring.Irk Splee rocks at descriptions.My favorite is her Blastoise Filbert:

With parents like Emo Turtle and Gibby, you'd expect Filbert to be a bit of a wreck...

But no. He's pretty adjusted for an emo baby. He runs and he plays and he's happy and enjoys life and YAY

Mother is ashamed of him. DEEPLY ashamed and embarrassed of her DELINQUENT son.

Made me Lol.

Sonata here, coming at you from half past midnight to bring you this breaking description. I've got a lab assistant now!

Name: Dimeo
Species: Bulbasaur
Gender: Male
Nature: Quirky
Description: Being the son of a Bulbasaur and a Bulbasaur Clone and coming from a very large family, Dimeo is an idealist who believes anything is possible- including and up to worldwide nuclear disarmament before the next presidential election and world peace before 2015.

He's gone and earned himself a permanent job as Sonata's lab assistant, on the grounds that someone who believes nothing's impossible might actually help her succeed in her experiments. Given the sudden appearance of a Porygon at The Pokemon Palace, his optimistic mindset seems to be paying off quite nicely. The lab explodes less, too.

Isn't she glad she got stuck with a trainer like me? 8D

Ohh that's mines!





>:l still mines...

I'm not bragging or anything but me journal is full of win.

*flails* I came in here to see the new stuff posted and man~ Surprise Central! I'm glad you both liked the descriptions~ I never thought someone would find my weird humour amusing!