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Aug 17 2009, 06:47 PM
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The user formerly known as Dark Storm Group: +Donors Posts: 104 Joined: 23-April 09 From: Arizona Member No.: 14 689 Active Squad |
I, like everyone else here, love Irk Splee's descriptions. I can't remember the owner, but yesterday I saw a Wailmer named Blimp. His dream is to fly like his ancestors, the blimps. =D someone loves me lol. Blimp is my newest buddy :p Check out some of the others, too. I try to be funny lol I've got good plans for Mr. Blimp ;p as he gets higher levels i'll add to his description. -------------------- |
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Aug 18 2009, 12:52 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
I, like everyone else here, love Irk Splee's descriptions. I can't remember the owner, but yesterday I saw a Wailmer named Blimp. His dream is to fly like his ancestors, the blimps. =D someone loves me lol. Blimp is my newest buddy :p Check out some of the others, too. I try to be funny lol I've got good plans for Mr. Blimp ;p as he gets higher levels i'll add to his description. Shan made me giggle. "Oh, and in her lonliness, she's named her mushrooms. Hazel and Jesus. She often talks to them. She puts them in little outfits and has tea parties with them. And she wonders why no one loves her. Geez" -------------------- |
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Aug 18 2009, 01:36 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 15 Joined: 15-February 09 From: Swindon Member No.: 3 783 Active Squad |
Well i dunno if it's funny but i came up with one for my Ho-oh:
Rainbow is the leanist, meanist, cleanist Ho-oh around. It's name stands for: Red Asteroid In Neptune Blowing Out Windows PLEASE HANDLE WITH CARE. I'm thinking about changing it. |
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Aug 18 2009, 05:42 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 55 Joined: 2-May 09 Member No.: 18 288 Current Team |
Just came across this one while clicking a few minutes ago. I find it giggle-inducing, could just be the headache medicine I just took, for it has caffeine, but meh.
Torch's ILoveSplishing "SheLovesSplishing!" ^Indeed! =D^ -------------------- Why give up? Why give in? It's not enough, it never is, So I will go on until the end... We've become, desolate, It's not enough, it never is, But I will go on Until the End. ~~~~~~~~~~ What I'm Made of! (click to show ) ~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Aug 19 2009, 04:41 PM
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I'm baaaack! Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 13-June 09 From: USA Member No.: 33 916 Iron-Clad Victory |
My Lance Bidofo, Sain:
There he was, a noble retainer of the kingdom of Lycia, womanizing to his heart's content, when BAM! ...He gets turned into this creepy rat-thing! Aaaaah! How is he supposed to womanize like THIS!? ...Ah, no matter. There are plenty of attractive female Pokémon! He should be fine, so long as he stays away from the Jynx... ~E4 Hikaru -------------------- |
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Aug 19 2009, 04:57 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 9-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 21 041 Best animations |
If you watch Phineas and Ferb, youll get these two Pokemon descriptions I came up with:
Perry the Pichu: Custom Description Perry the Pichu always foils Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area! When around other Pokemon, he always acts clueless to hide the identity of being a tri-state area hero! The only indecation between his normal form and his sercret-agent-superhero form is a little detective hat. Bidoofenshmertz Custom Description Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area are always foiled by Perry the Pichu! If Car=Bidoof was nice to me, Id have a Bidofo as Bidoofenshmertz, but... -------------------- |
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Aug 19 2009, 05:09 PM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
Bidoofenshmertz Custom Description Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area are always foiled by Perry the Pichu! ...*snerk* Looks like our Pokemon are gonna have to battle it out over who's the TRUE Bidoofenshmirtz, eh? http://gpxplus.net/info/AwHjBGZ1 -------------------- |
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Aug 19 2009, 05:45 PM
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I'm baaaack! Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 13-June 09 From: USA Member No.: 33 916 Iron-Clad Victory |
Epic lulz. ^^
Sorry Stantler, but I think Irk Splee wins this one... She has the theme song! (BIDOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL, INC~) ~E4 Hikaru -------------------- |
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Aug 19 2009, 05:52 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 9-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 21 041 Best animations |
Bidoofenshmertz Custom Description Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area are always foiled by Perry the Pichu! ...*snerk* Looks like our Pokemon are gonna have to battle it out over who's the TRUE , eh? http://gpxplus.net/info/AwHjBGZ1 Obviously yours would win; its level 100 against my lvl 1. :P EDIT: New description for my Bidoofenshmirtz: Custom Description Bidoofenshmertz's attempts to rule the tri-state area are always foiled by Perry the Pichu! He once battled a Bibarel that claimed to have the same goals in life, but obvously he lost because the Bibarel was lvl 100. So now, he plans the demise of his evil reputator. This post has been edited by Stantler: Aug 19 2009, 05:57 PM -------------------- |
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Aug 21 2009, 07:49 PM
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A-set, you bet! Group: +Donors Posts: 583 Joined: 14-August 09 From: Washington state Member No.: 56 857 |
Found another gem, this one in the description of ShadowDarkrai's Chimecho.
"Chimer is always hungry, and he will eat anything. Please feed him or he will choke you to death with his tail and eat your brain." -------------------- |
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Aug 22 2009, 04:39 PM
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The Fangirl Group: Members Posts: 35 Joined: 23-May 09 From: Acadia Member No.: 26 418 Fangirl Dream Team! |
My Lance Bidofo, Sain: There he was, a noble retainer of the kingdom of Lycia, womanizing to his heart's content, when BAM! ...He gets turned into this creepy rat-thing! Aaaaah! How is he supposed to womanize like THIS!? ...Ah, no matter. There are plenty of attractive female Pokémon! He should be fine, so long as he stays away from the Jynx... ~E4 Hikaru ...As a Sain fangirl, I love this. XD <3 <3 <3 -------------------- |
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Aug 23 2009, 03:57 PM
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The user formerly known as Dark Storm Group: +Donors Posts: 104 Joined: 23-April 09 From: Arizona Member No.: 14 689 Active Squad |
I got a good chuckle out of Gilda's Appia:
Appia is quite the strange pokemon. She enjoys flailing around, scaring people and eating everything edible she sees. She also learned how to speak some weird mix of Italian and English. She also enjoys bouncing off stuff. -------------------- |
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Aug 23 2009, 04:35 PM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
Can we nominate nicknames, too?
Lex has a Darkrai named Fluffy. It doesn't have a description, but dude, it doesn't NEED a description. IT'S A DARKRAI NAMED FLUFFY. -------------------- |
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Aug 24 2009, 12:53 AM
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Pokémon Champion Group: +Donors Posts: 3 057 Joined: 28-June 09 From: Smog Central, CA Member No.: 39 978 hue |
Self-advertising
My cresselia named swan: QUACK!Wait...that's not right.She's a swan.Um...moo? My mewtwoTWO: As a child MewtwoTWO was shunned bythe other mewtwos.Therefore he became his own race.But now hes lonely.So I guess he was shunned by himself while trying to escape shunning.Oh the irony. -------------------- |
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Aug 24 2009, 01:10 PM
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Winged Psycho Juggler Vamp Kimono Mismagius Ninja Moon Etc RPer Group: Members Posts: 267 Joined: 21-May 09 From: Zooming through cyberspace, and often getting distracted by shiny, pixelated objects. Member No.: 25 766 The Phantom Parade! |
Wow. I really ought to read this thread more often. You guys come up with such great descriptions. And since it's been a while since I've taken a dip in the pool of shameless self-advertising, I have quite a few new ones to present to you. So many that I'm going to have to put them all into spoiler tags.
And here they all are, in no particular order. (click to show ) And here are some notes about some of the descriptions. (click to show )
-------------------- First-time novelist seeks dedicated, literate RPers for help with her work. Click this link if interested. Scrubs RP is looking for RPers to join up! If you're a fan of Scrubs, or are otherwise interested, click the link in the previous sentence. (The RP has started, but we could always use someone to play Elliot or Carla... OC interns and long term patients also accepted.) Party Link, RPs, & Other Stuff (click to show ) Groups I Am In (click to show ) |
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Aug 24 2009, 05:27 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 49 Joined: 9-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 21 041 Best animations |
Heres the description I just made for my FEMALE Probopass:
Custom Description Why does SHE have a mustache? Some mysteries in this world are better left unsolved... -------------------- |
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Aug 25 2009, 06:28 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 51 Joined: 21-August 09 From: Kanto Member No.: 58 616 HG Team |
I just gave my pokemon their custom desriptions last night, my favorite is my Charmader's; Kidd is also a bit of a kleptomaniac. He's always snatching anything that's orange or soft. I've found him curled up in a pile of blankets and pillows talking to my pokemon eggs several times. He doesn't seem to mind that they don't answer, he's just glad to show someone all of the items he snatched.
I think descriptions are best when the give the pokemon a personality and are funny at the same time. -------------------- |
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Aug 25 2009, 07:03 PM
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And take me away, make it okay; I swear I'll behave . Group: Members Posts: 1 691 Joined: 25-April 09 From: Toronto, Ontario Member No.: 15 900 Just s t a y close |
-hits self advertisement with a stick-
I have to say that Irk's Bidoof was what hooked me. Betcha didn't know a Bibarel could be an evil scientist, did you? Well, here's proof! They CAN be! ...only, she's, er, not very good. She doesn't even set off Cass's disaster senses. The others just leave her to make her inventions, since they all know it's never going to work. Honestly, they find her kind of endearing. BIDOOFENSHMIRTZ EVIL INCORPORATED~ I DON'T EVEN WATCH IT BUT I STILL LAUGHED. I know i've also seen a few littering every now and then, but if i do find any, i'll put it up. And. Also. Whoever had the Soul Eater Reference ('100 souls' and whatnot), I love you. -------------------- ☆ - ゚ - ゚ - ゚ - ☆ ☆ - ゚ - ゚ - ゚ - ☆ Thank you to Shirogane for my personal photo ! See here to see more of her work! Thanks also to Doctor Octopus for the punny bar >w< |
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Aug 27 2009, 04:24 PM
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Infernape Rules Group: Members Posts: 183 Joined: 23-July 09 Member No.: 49 449 Rp |
This is my Rotom's
(Rotoms thoughts and Past) Is it just me or is this Charon person a bit of a nutter. I was only playing in his Toy Robot one day and When i sent out my angry face he thought it was a smile! Then he kept me in a room in the Team Galactic base for ages. I've tried again and again to escape by mixing with different machines like the Lawn Mower! And when I used Leaf Storm. He thought I yes I was being kind and letting him research me! The luckily I escaped into a Spooky has called the Old Chateu where a Trainer Found me! -------------------- My Card (click to show ) |
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Aug 27 2009, 04:39 PM
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Legendary Dragon Empress Group: +Donors Posts: 419 Joined: 9-May 09 From: Fairborn, Ohio Member No.: 21 238 Best team ever |
Self-advertisement, kill me. :B
Just this one part of his description should do... "... He also loves music when he's not looting an unsuspecting pedestrian on the streets. He often goes by the title of "Mr. Bad Example."" (anyone who gets the reference gets a cookie) EDIT Can we nominate nicknames, too? Lex has a Darkrai named Fluffy. It doesn't have a description, but dude, it doesn't NEED a description. IT'S A DARKRAI NAMED FLUFFY. Right as I was LAUGHING MY FLIPPING ASS OFF AT THAT I happened to turn around and see my Darkrai plush on my bed, and I swear, he was GLARING at me. xD This post has been edited by Galahawk: Aug 27 2009, 04:48 PM -------------------- |
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