Is it okay to post a weird description from the Dex?

Because I have read Turtwig's lately and I don't really get it.




So, if it's shell on the back consists of soil, why does it harden, when Turtwig drinks something? I's rather say it gets even muddier, as more it gets in touch with water? Don't know, maybe someone else can see any sense here.

Because everyone's doing it (peer pressure is a bitch) I will totally self-advertise. :D


Badtz-Maru the male Umbreon:
Badtz-Maru is an angsty Umbreon who hates Ecstasy for naming him after the Sanrio penguin from the Hello-Kitty franchise. Though he is quite fond of peppermint candy. Oh yes. Badtz-Maru would totally eat a baby for some peppermint candy.

Nova the male Espeon:
Nova is a quiet and very sad Espeon. He hates the fact he's a boy and wishes some divine miracle would change his gender over night.
But that has yet to happen... So all Nova does all day is try on Ecstasy's makeup and prance around yelling 'I feel pretty!'.

Schlurp the female Lickilicky:
A very sexually innuendous Pokémon in my opinion...
I mean, Schlurp literally licks EVERYTHING. That's not normal.

Pinky the female Slowpoke:
Pinky participates in triathlons. Her favorite event is definitely the biking. But then again Pinky loves anything that gives her a reason to dress in tight spandex.


Heh, I think they're funny. x3 I tend to give all my Pokes really random and silly descriptions. I have seen several funny ones all over, but unfortunately I don't really remember any of them or the owners x_x So, nyeh. And the ones I've read in this topic are effing hilarious xD

I saw an Eevee with this:

Certified Butt Eater.

Just added a description for my Lax Combusken Elias -

'Elias would kinda rather be sleeping right now. Like seriously, he only had 11 and a half hours worth of shut-eye last night, can you really be expecting him to be attentive? Far out man, he's got his eyelids pretty much open, what more do you want?

Huh? You want him to strike some weird Karate Kid pose for you?

Yeah, well, fine, okay, (Geez, how do you people think up such wacky demands?!) just as long as he can sleep while he does it . . .'

Haha, based off Combusken's funny pose~

neat....and nice siggy....
check my dull one

Owner: SilentUke
Species: Shiny Swampert
Nickname: NotGay
Description: NotGay will whack you if you refer to him as being homosexual due to his color. It is not nice to judge.

Haha, that made me laugh!

Time to self-advertise.

Type: Burmy (trash cloak)
Gender: Male
Nickname: Sock Stealer
Nature: Naughty
Custom Description:
Sock Stealer was the first of my pokemon to hatch.
He's a very naughty boy. He's always taking my socks from the laundry, and using them to build his cloak.

lololololololololololol

random me i am yet to find one that i like alot

Yes yes, everyone loves Irk Splee. As do I. As do I.

Though I have to say I am fond of BrainpanSonata's Spork (not because I'm a Spoink fanatic >_>) and of course Barbecue.

Because any reference to Homestar Runner is awesome

I'm rather proud of my descriptions. Even though none are funny :p

AshsBabyLapras's Lapras's name is Serendipity. WOOHOO! =D Does anyone get the reference? ^^

~E4 Hikaru

One of my pogey's kid's description made me LoL so much. Its a tropius and it's like, "A HAPPY BEARED POKEMON HE IS! HE GIVES HIS FRUIT TO POKEMON AROUND THE WORLD. andkids."
I don't know why but it made me laugh so hard. xD

Mercurii has a Jynx named Annette, this is her description:

The laid-back Annette just evolved into a Jynx, and her previously high-pitched voice took a major improvement, to everyone's satisfaction. (Except Mjolnir, but he hates a lot of things, anyway) She still kept her passion for singing, and will probably keep it for the rest of her life.

Everything would be fine if Annette wasn't such a devoted fan of Celine Dion. Now, even the calm and peaceful Rayna wants to smack her accross the wall each time she hears a song of hers. Which happens often.

I find this hilarious, Jynx really looks like some sort of opera singer.

Here's part of the description I came up with for my Zangoose:

Unlike most of his species, Zangoose is a quiet thinker. He can be usually found sitting under a tree, staring off into space, wondering about the mysteries of life, the universe, and everything (I don't have the heart to tell him the answer is 42).

Okay, time to self-advertise a little. ><

Kamina (Quilava)
He may seem arrogant, but in reality he's just passionate. He doggedly pursues his goals, seemingly without fear, hesitation, or sometimes even sense. He is also a maker of dramatic speeches. By nature he'll eat anything, even Nia's cooking ("A man's stomach is as deep as his pride" or something to that effect).

Also if he were to drive a car, his liscence plate would read "KCKRSN". It's helpful to know because he would be a godawful driver.

(If you get the liscence plate thing then you are ~amazing~)

Melech (Entei)
Melech (pronounced "Meh-lech" with a German ch) is hebrew for "king".

The real "father figure" of the team. He's always looking out for Kamina and Nia (especially Kamina). Though he doesn't condone a lot of Kamina's rambunctious activity, he is not quick to scold either.

If patience is a virtue, then Melech is some kind of saint.

One more; this one's short.

Zuzu (Mudkip)
"I know what you're thinking. Don't say it."

"So I herd u leik--" *bricked*

Nickname: Dratinire
Type: Dratini
Nature: Quirky (Happily eats anything)
Custom Description
Dratinire will burn you up with Blue fire that heals its kind but can burn you...at Drunken Parties they turn around and blow fire at their farts...

My Dratini...

My Shinx Baku-Baku:"Baku-Baku is shy, and often hides behind my legs. He likes ice cream and tackles me every time I have a ice cream related food. He also likes to watch anime and play video games.

How he manages to use to controllers without thumbs is beyond me."

My Riolu Lawlipup:"Lawlipup is my second hatched pokemon. He likes to chase Baku-Baku around for no reason at all. He also likes to be a backseat-video gamer. He is also a Sonic the hedgehog fan and his biggest dream is to find every single Sonic game.

Especially Sonic R, because the Tails Doll is his favorite charactor."

I am a weirdo.

Hey, I think that one was mine!

I, like everyone else here, love Irk Splee's descriptions.

I can't remember the owner, but yesterday I saw a Wailmer named Blimp. His dream is to fly like his ancestors, the blimps.

I love how you put a short story in your profile,Irk! i always read them ALL!

Found another good description, this one belonging to Sarah2626's EB, Graham.





And in an act of shameless self-promotion, I offer up my Phione's description. I'm sure something like it has been done before, but it made me giggle. And while that description is a bit of an exaggeration, I do own a Phione that is really, really useless. Like, losing to a fire-type that is several levels lower.