Gotta advertise Theta Sigma. I'm usually a soda drinker, but now I'm suddenly craving an iced mocha. Also, I've suddenly found people are using the new Fashion Case as a basis for descriptions.

Name: Coffee
Species: Ivysaur Clone
Gender: Male
Description: Coffee has a strange obsession with a certain hot beverage. He's also scarily good at making it. No, I don't know how an Ivysaur manages to work a coffee machine. He's just special like that.

He'll take over the world one day with his addicting caffeine-filled Double Mocha Choca Loca Cappucino Infused Triple Espresso. You'll see, when you're shaking in your boots (or shoes, or wellies, or flip-flops, or whatever else you may be wearing on your feet. For all I know, you could be wearing yogurt pots).

Name: Arcelia
Species: Bagon
Gender: Female
Description: After her many failed attempts at trying to fly - the ‘jumping off a cliff attempt’, the ‘getting a passing Pidgeot to drop her attempt’, and ‘the attempt that must not be named (the one with the banana and Coffee's stopwatch)’ to name a few - Arcelia has thought up her most foolproof plan yet! A tall building and a bunch of blue balloons...what could go wrong?

Coffee takes one look at Arcelia and sighs. "Come little children...buy my pretty balloons..."

XD Funny as usual! And what a coincidence too this time, I just tried my hand at my evolved Bagon, the Shelgon that will soon be Salamence:

http://gpxplus.net/info/Zwx5ZGpk

Ahn-dah's name means "sit" in Korean because he was an excitable child growing up. He's calmed down a lot since the long "time out" in the daycare with other strange pokemon. Like all little Bagons, he once harbored a dream to fly freely in the sky.

But then he learned about the hours of training it takes to get a license, and the permit fees, and the legal ramifications, not to mention the 'no-fly' zones. Besides, the government says he can't bring his favorite shampoo with him because it might contain nitroglycerin. And we can't have none of that.
So Ahn-dah learned how to like the subway.

This post has been edited by RWMVG1DC: Oct 5 2009, 05:50 PM

Oh, man, love that description! I never even considered that concept before, so it both surprised and delighted me.

Speaking of being surprised, I was surprised today to log on and find a pokemon I wasn't expecting to hatch yet ready to hatch. And it's proving to be surprising in its own behavior, too.

Name: Molybdenum
Species: Beldum
Gender: We're not quite sure...
Nature: Naive
Description: Most people don't understand why Molybdenum is such good friends with that ruffian Zeeks, but they actually have a strange and mutual benefit from hanging out with each other. It's because Zeeks is always mugging people for their shoes and Molybdenum considers shoes to be a gourmet delicacy.

...Yeah. Anyway, you'd think this was one-sided, but it's not. Zeeks is very picky about which shoes she keeps and uses her Bedazzler on (why she does this we still don't know), and gladly lets Molybdenum eat all the rejects.

I bet you're wishing we hadn't given away our supply of brain bleach already.

Never actually given any of my Pokemon descriptions before, those were the first two, but they'll all get one...eventually.

_{If anyone knows who Coffee is based on, I <3 you.}

Thank you! <3
Oooh, shoe reject. My first thought was how does a Beldum eat shoes if it has no mouth? o___o Hope poor Moly (I wanna say Moldy Haha!) doesn't go after those shoes tied to power lines in the slums, because... OUCH.
Oh u Zeeks.


I found one that made me giggle! http://gpxplus.net/info/ZGV4AGHmAD

Entei244's Jirachi:

Dear Jirachi, I wish I had a life off the computer. Love, Entei244


...Found it quite funny since it's level 79 too already. XDDD

Owner: Whatura
Type: Rotom (Cut form)
Name: OMNOMNOM

Description: I EAT GRASS. OMNOMNOMNOMNOM.



I nearly snort out Sprite while reading that~

Haha, Whatura is cool. XD


New one!

Yadokari the Slowking

All Slowpoke are identical until they evolve into a higher stage of consciousness. Just like Bidoof. Degrading as it is to admit, I was no different.
Huh you find it strange that I would speak to you? Simple minded fool.

I like the name Yadokari because it is my identity, though many call me Yadoka for my insatiable appetite for Sudoku puzzles. Currently I host a three hour radio program on WPOKe called "See I Told You So". Sit down and learn something for once.
Also, I prefer the taste of La Flor Dominicana, it has a rich leather flavor. Don't even think about slipping me some cheap cigar!


Sullivan the Wurmple

A social reject of the flourishing Butterfree Farm, Sullivan joined the circus using his string shot. But they gave him his walkin' papers when he accidentally yanked off a woman's hair piece in the middle of an act. Seriously, how was he supposed to know she was bald?

At any rate, he has dedicated his misfit life towards evolving and becoming the ringleader of a human circus for the amusement of pokemon everywhere. That'll show em! Rhie plays along as to not hurt his feelings, but she gets tired of his "no one ever understands me" act.
Hopefully he'll grow out of this phase with evolution.

This post has been edited by RWMVG1DC: Oct 6 2009, 06:05 PM

I guess self-advertising is all the rage.

Myria the Spiritomb

The problem with describing Myria's personality is that there's 108 of them. Which can't agree on anything.

And before you ask, their refusal to use personal pronouns is just because of the whole multiple personalities thing, and they don't really mind chocolate. You book geeks get really tiring.


Cheddar the Lunatone

The moon is made of Swiss cheese, isn't it?

No. It is made of cheddar. Delicious, delicious, cheddar. This Lunatone should know; he's been there. Why, he even brought back a sample of moon cheese as proof!

The package says it's from Vermont, but that's a horrible lie.

Tasty. <3 The cheese thing is really clever! I love all these cultural references in the pokemon. XD


Two others, but I'll just leave the link if you wanna read. :p

Scrambles the Exeggcute and Mrs. Pants the Wobbuffet. They kinda go in hand with the Wurmple right now. :]
Circus's are fun!

This post has been edited by RWMVG1DC: Oct 6 2009, 08:26 PM

Now, normally I don't condone the self advertisers, but yours gave me a good chuckle lol. Dont really get Myria's description though. What does chocolate have to do with multiple personalities? *has MPD and therefore must poke questions at every MPD reference that confuses us*

and lol at cheddar. "The package says its from vermont, but that's a horrible lie". Made my night a bit more enjoyable.

She's a reference to the Auditors from Discworld, particularly Myria LeJean. Chocolate kills them.

This post has been edited by Umbee: Oct 7 2009, 03:54 PM

Void the Palkia. Heehee.

Dark Storm's Deoxys,Astley:

Were no strangers to love
You know the rules and so do I
A full commitments what I'm thinking of
You wouldnt get this from any other guy

I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
Gotta make you understand

Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry
Never gonna say goodbye
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you~

..Storm gets a legendary from the shelter, and this is what she does with it? No wonder the Dracowymsy never gives her event eggs.

Oh, and you lost the game

LOL

D8 me Jirachi is a laughing stock!

I found Wymsy's Kyogre's name epic. OH GOD A WHALE
xD

I laugh at my statuses too much =/

Irk Splee's Dexter Grif:

Somehow, this Volbeat manages to survive on a diet consisting mostly of Twinkies and beer.

He would also like to let you all know that he sucks.

And that he's a girl.

And that he likes to wear ribbons in his hair.

And that he wants to kiss all the boys.

(Wait, what? No! No, none of that's true! He demands to know who the hell wrote that! And what's up with these ribbons?! Who glued them to his antennae? Damn it, you guys are such PRICKS...)

XD

~E4 Hikaru

ShayminsoftheSky's Beldum:

OMG I HAVE NO MOUTH AND IM STARVING!HELP MMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!1


It..It's boggled my mind, too!

And then her Zubat, Dracma.

Upon noticing that Grif seemed unhappy with things on the ranch due to the constant ridicule, Irk decided to adopt a Pokemon with the specific intention of introducing it as a friend for the Volbeat. After wandering the shelter for the better part of half an hour, she finally settled on a Zubat.

Only to discover that apparently, Grif has a crippling fear of bats. Whoops.

Irk never sees Dracma and Grif interact, but has come home at least once to Grif huddled in a ball, muttering about bat monsters. Dracma remains silent on the situation.

I like my 's description.

It is told in mythology that this Pokémon was born from a single act of stupidity and spread its stupidity with its 100 tails.
It's like Arceus' description.


Lmao.

I saw that already OMNOMNOM xD

This...this has to be preserved somewhere on GPX for the awesome that it is. A shout-out to a diety, FTW. <333

+ + + + + +

IrkSplee's More Blubber:

FIFTH FEMALE IN A ROW. WTF.

O Holy Arceus, I like to think of myself as a decent human being. I have treated all of your creations with the utmost respect - well, most of them, anyway. The few I haven't really didn't deserve it. The point is, I have raised a large amount of your creatures from birth and helped them to grow to be the best they can be.

So why you have yet to deem me worthy of a male Spheal is just beyond my comprehension.

This is another one I'm selling for food. I already have a customer.