I laughed. Out loud. So very, very much~


Owner: BlueDragoness
PKMN: Bidoof
Name: Edward Cullen

Description: Edward Cullen is a very braindead Bidoof at times. He is always gnawing on my leg and whenever I bleed he licks my wounds.

Entei422, I believe.

Trogdor the Burninator's Doduo, Phil and Andy:

Phil and Andy suffer from multiple personality syndrome. Andy is a renegade cop with a devil may care attitude, while Phil is a neat freak. Despite their differences they do have one thing in common, they both answer to a higher power. Does this mean they have religion? Has Orpheus roped them into the lemonade business, or is a much darker force at work within the poor Doduo? Only time will tell.

All of you should take a look at Airdra's descriptions. Marshmallow the Igglybuff, for example.

I've never seen any of these descriptions. They amuse me
xD

I had three last night that hatched in succession in the span of about fifteen minutes. On an unrelated note, I'm not British, but I've always wanted to be... Ben Elton. Now will you turn the gravity back on, Kyuuden?

Name: Ben Elton
Species: Lunatone
Gender: I refuse to believe he's genderless
Nature: Jolly, just like me
Description: If you don't know who this guy is, you haven't LIVED.

Stand-up comic, playwright, actor novelist, writer of TV shows such as The Young Ones, Blackadder, and The Thin Blue Line...

His name's Ben Elton, good night.

Name: Kyuuden
Species: Porygon
Gender: He insists he has no gender, even though he's programmed with a male voice
Nature: Quirky, and it shows
Description: He was named after the Japanese word for "palace" because he practically IS The Pokemon Palace.

After his egg (which suddenly appeared after one of Sonata and Dimeo's experiments) hatched, he integrated himself into the boarding house's extensive computer system, which maintains the number, size, basic decor, and other important factors of all the various rooms.

For some odd reason, he likes to play around with the house's gravity at random times and won't stop calling Dimeo "Dave".

Name: F. S. Monster
Species: Tangela
Gender: Female
Nature: Lax
Description: Worship me, please? Come on, just a little? You won't regret it. So what if my name is Francine Sylvia instead of Flying Spaghetti. I've got connections in high places. You know, scratch my back and all that. So boost my ego just this once. Please?

I dared her to name it that and raise it to LV 100. Glad she's making it funny for people.

This mine actually .for typhlosion

This is Typlosion's long lost cousin who is an illegal immigrant from the Dry, Dry, Desert. He somehow managed to start a fire on his first dayhe is from the 3565346th dimension. He come's from Desert Land and used to eat pikachu carcasses. He jumped the border to Grass land and sold pokeblocks for a living.

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This post has been edited by Jinju: Oct 3 2009, 01:15 AM

I don't know if it's been mentioned before, but I had to suppress a few giggles when I saw Pokii's Easter Lopunny...

Owner: Pokii
Pokemon: Easter Lopunny
Name: Tom Cruise
Description: Scientology is FABULOUS~

I love this description (owa's):

Pokémon: Crusher the Tyranitar

Crusher has a very interesting hobby. Philosophy.

Since he was a little Larvitar, he always thought of how hard is for little pokémon to stand out in this huge world. He had a hard time as a Pupitar too, being unable to mobilize himself at ease, with other pokés always making fun of him.

Now Crusher enjoys talking to his trainer of the numerous experiences that he went through, always going in deep conversations about many subjects.

People around them can only watch in awe as the young man nods to the big creature in front of him, who happens to sound like: "GRAAAWL GRAAAA GRRRR GRAAAAH!"

razz

I am officially your stalker now. <3 FSM FTW
Kyuuden makes me think of Space Odyssey's HAL 9000. "I'm afraid I can't let you do that, Dave." HAHA!



Now I need a pokemon to be Steven Colbert. :C

This is the most epically funny description of all time. It's TehArtMonkey's shiny zangoose

Custom Description
Cyril is a rather angsty Zangoose. Having been constantly teased as a tiny Poke because he would sparkle like some certain vampires when he entered a room, he has become very quiet, reserved, and maybe a little psychotic. He is extremely resolute in any and all opinions he has, many of which include sparkles being manly.
He also likes to pick fights to prove his manliness, but most of his losing opponents say it was simply because they were blinded by his 'Pseudo-Twilight sparkles.'
He is currently on a quest to find this 'Twilight' and destroy it for all time.

Oh goodie, I have a stalker! I've never had one of those before. Francine Sylvia's gonna be so happy. She's been hoping that the whole "identical stranger" thing would pay off.

I did have HAL in mind when writing out Kyuuden's description, except without the whole "murderous intentions" thing.

Stephen Colbert... if you make a Stephen Colbert pokemon, I'm gonna hafta be your official stalker as well. Unless I cave in and make one first, though thinking of the perfect pokemon for him could be difficult.

I was just about to post that.

TehArtMonkey has a couple more laughs in his/her party:

Name: Maverick
Species: Shiny Torchic
Maverick tends to be a little TOO bold for his own good.
He loves to climb up somewhere as high as he can, and jump off. (Often, this is just the kitchen counter) He does this to see if he can land on his feet without flapping his tiny wings. He always seems to land on his disproportionately-sized head, though. Cyril's doing his best to get him out of this habit, and he's usually around to catch him.
Mav's dreams are to become the strongest little Torchic out there. He has no desire to evolve, and to rather trick people with his cute exterior, then beat them to a pulp.

Name: Ather
Species: Shiny Scyther
Ather is very relaxed, and prefers not to fight. She enjoys sparring with Cyril on many occasions, and she'll play the 'jump off things and try to land without flapping your wings' game with Maverick, but really she mostly enjoys sitting down and reading a good book.
Unfortunately, this is close to impossible for her, since she is always ripping the paper to shreds... As such, she has started to try to learn to do things with her feet. No one will eat her cooking anymore.

I like this one.

...I don't like posting my own things but I'm all fjgdsjfkkds enough to do this.

Pokemon: Primal Dialga
Description: MY EVIL AND CRUEL TIME-BENDING GOD...... is timid and likes sweet food. The hell.


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oh my gosh....I can't stop laughing..!! this...this...hahaha....

Whistlejacket Absol's Lune: Nosepass and Lunatone are its parents; it is genetically predisposed to having a large nose...

FFFFFF I bred that lunatone, too. I'm about to die laughing! -snort- x|3

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The first in my series of "fictional character" pokemon just hatched... and it's actually not my Firefly series. Eureka fans, prepare to squee.

Name: Fargo
Pokemon: Spinda
Gender: Male
Nature: Quirky
Description: "I don't know what happened, but this time it's not my fault!"

Those were the first words the young man from Eureka said when a dimensional rip dropped him straight into the lab of The Pokemon Palace. Well, the young SPINDA, now- a side effect of dimensional teleportation which made him panic and took some adjusting to.

He's since become a lab assistant to Sonata, since he's already used to working in labs and living in places where weird things happen daily. He seems to be happiest trying to find updates for Kyuuden's programming, but often wonders about the people he knew back in Eureka...

*snicker* Love it~ That is super awesome!