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Jul 18 2009, 06:19 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 3 Joined: 16-May 09 From: the Windy City Member No.: 23 893 Dream Team |
I wish I could contribute someone else's, but since I cannot remember any witty, entertaining descriptions at the moment, I'll self-advertise as a stopgap.
Name: Pantsuit Trainer: Thumb Blighter (me) Species: Torchic (female) Description: She would have been called Blazer were she not female. (Get it?) That's all for now. EDIT: ...or it isn't. I don't know if this is allowed for the thread, but Blue Tomoshibi's Journal entry really tickles me. -------------------- |
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Jul 18 2009, 09:03 PM
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Frontier Owner Group: Members Posts: 161 Joined: 6-May 09 From: The Physcial Layer of the OSI model Member No.: 20 100 Best of the metagame |
I've seen some pretty funny ones. Mine are all boring.
I should make some funny ones some time. -------------------- |
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Jul 19 2009, 12:31 AM
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Humble Soldier Group: +Donors Posts: 682 Joined: 3-July 09 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 41 986 The Brigade |
I've seen some pretty funny ones. Mine are all boring. I should make some funny ones some time. I try and fail miserably -------------------- Stuff (click to show ) |
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Jul 24 2009, 01:04 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 46 Joined: 20-July 09 From: USA Member No.: 48 423 Soul Silver team |
I wrote a couple for my recently hatched pokemon that may be interesting to some
Trick the Murkrow: Trick played a trick on me before it was even born, by making me think it was a Taillow egg. Now, he still plays practical jokes on me and the other pokemon. He also has a shadow, in the form of a Starly that seems to be attracted to him. He's embarrassed about the Starly following him, but likes the help when it comes to setting up his tricks. Feather the Starly: When Feather hatched, Trick was the first thing she saw. Instantly attracted, she started to follow Trick around, and doing almost anything he tells her to. Because of her following him and her careful nature, she's the only one that hasn't fallen for any of them yet. -------------------- |
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Jul 24 2009, 03:35 PM
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The Lazy-Ass Artist under the Stars Group: Members Posts: 218 Joined: 7-April 09 Member No.: 8 997 Shooting Star Team |
I updated Vancor!
It's time for the Vancor TV show, brought to you by Happy Jerky, now with 10% more Slowpoke tails! *Theme song plays* DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DUN DUN! HE'S VANCOR THE INVINCIBLE! THE GREATEST BULBA-SAUR! HE CAN TAKE ON ANY GAR-CHOMP THAT STEPS FOOT IN HIS WAY! Vancor! That Nuclear Missile is about to destroy that maternity ward! You have to do something! VANCOR, THE INVINCIBLE! WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH AND MIGHT! VINE WHIP! RAZOR LEAF! SOLARBEAM! AND HE WILL WIN THE FIGHT!!!! Just don't all him cute, or you'll get a vine whip across the face... Seriously, don't do it... This post has been edited by Drunkenwhale: Jul 24 2009, 03:36 PM |
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Jul 24 2009, 07:49 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 50 Joined: 25-April 09 From: Detroit, MI, USA Member No.: 15 762 Team Sand Stream |
I haven't seen any on others Pokemon, but here's my Flaaffy's description:
Rico has high standards. He loves Pecha berries, but in the end, he'd be happy with any kind of food and often has to settle for just that. He fancies himself a protective king and that the eggs and Pokemon he watches after are his loyal subjects. His "subjects" don't necessarily feel the same way. -------------------- |
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Jul 25 2009, 12:00 AM
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Humble Soldier Group: +Donors Posts: 682 Joined: 3-July 09 From: Cyberspace Member No.: 41 986 The Brigade |
I updated Vancor! It's time for the Vancor TV show, brought to you by Happy Jerky, now with 10% more Slowpoke tails! *Theme song plays* DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DUN DUN! HE'S VANCOR THE INVINCIBLE! THE GREATEST BULBA-SAUR! HE CAN TAKE ON ANY GAR-CHOMP THAT STEPS FOOT IN HIS WAY! Vancor! That Nuclear Missile is about to destroy that maternity ward! You have to do something! VANCOR, THE INVINCIBLE! WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH AND MIGHT! VINE WHIP! RAZOR LEAF! SOLARBEAM! AND HE WILL WIN THE FIGHT!!!! Just don't all him cute, or you'll get a vine whip across the face... Seriously, don't do it... That sounds like one super Bulbasaur. -------------------- Stuff (click to show ) |
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Jul 25 2009, 07:31 PM
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OMG HANK MOODY I L U! Group: +Donors Posts: 103 Joined: 27-June 09 From: Californication Member No.: 39 264 Fantard Party |
I'm going to smash the shameless self-promotion theme here.
Gotta give another mention to Irk Splee. I know people already have, but darnit, she's just got so many good ones! I'm especially amused by these ones: Emo Turtle - (F. Blastoise Clone)- She's so saaaaad and no one understaaaaaands her. Just because she's DIFFERENT. She didn't CHOOSE to be hatched this way! WHY can't the world just ACCEPT her for who she is? BAWWWW The others were perfectly ready to accept ET, of course, but then she started her whining and they all backed away, severely disturbed. She spends most of hes time sitting in the corner writing bad poetry. Thankfully, her evolutionary line cannot use HM01. Sheldon- (M. Altaria)- As a Swablu, Sheldon really likes things clean - WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE STANDING IN HIS PERSONAL SPACE DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GARBAGE IS ON YOUR SHOES?! DID YOU CHECK?! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED IN ARCANINE POOP, HUH?! AGH! NOW HE HAS TO CLEAN EVERYTHING! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! GETOUTGETOUTGEEETOOOOUT! I'd also like to mention a pair of Kendo Sword's that I still chuckle every time at: Woot Woot- (F. Spearow)- One day, woooot got an egg, hoping to hatch every Pokemon of Kanto. But when the Spearow hatched it kept saying things like "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" it really annoyed woooot, so he released it into the daycare. KendoSword found the bird saying "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" and running around in the shelter. She was so charmed that she adopted it, but wound up regretting it, for every waking moment of the day it would shout, "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" Blade- (M. Yanma)- This Yanma is snappy and usually has a witty reply to any remark. Surprisingly KendoSword doesn't mind this. His amazing speed granted him the name Blade. Woot Woot certainly minds his sass, as whenever he say "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" Blade responds negatively. Woot Woot chooses to ignore him. -------------------- |
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Jul 26 2009, 08:33 AM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 2 Joined: 26-April 09 Member No.: 16 028 Active Squad |
i havent found any lately and i have been checking like mad.. sigh...
i did have my totodile hermie's.. it is the firstest one i ever did... his mode his modest by the way. You ever get that feeling that you know your different? Well Hermie figured that out at a young age when his trainer got him a pet dog and he nipped the pets ear in some repremind and seconds later spit out the whole ear.. the dog ran away. Ever since then Hermie has been most modest about his bite. He is quite careful now and when new people approach he will turn his back to you so you won't be tempted to touch his mouth. Only his trainer goes near his teeth, and that's because with all those teeth he needs help brushing. Fighting plaque and bad breathe one razor sharp tooth at a time. -------------------- CLICK HERE FOR RETURN CLICKS I"M ONLINE EVERYDAY ------> <------ click them!!!
THATS RIGHT!! ITS A MEW EGG!! i shall now proceed to faint!! and click it, or else i can'no clicky u! I always click you as much as you click for me.. ergo.. you click three then well me too.. you click EIGHT BILLION.. well its gonna take me awhile but i'll get to it! okie dokie? and i Love to clickety click click!!! soo i'm always checking throu the day. i have no job and no life.. CLICK MEEEE!!!! |
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Jul 27 2009, 01:55 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 46 Joined: 20-July 09 From: USA Member No.: 48 423 Soul Silver team |
Here's one I just wrote for Sleeper, my Rattata:
While most young Rattata like to run around, Sleeper likes to...well...sleep. Usually lounging in the sun or sleeping somewhere, Sleeper acts more like a Snorlax rather than the Rattata she is. The two things that will wake her up is either the smell of food or someone approaching, and even then, she may not get up right away. The other pokemon try to help by keeping an eye on her, to make sure she doesn't get eaten, but can't watch her 24/7. Lets just hope that nothing bad happens to her... -------------------- |
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Jul 27 2009, 02:37 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 17 Joined: 16-February 09 From: Under the bed. Member No.: 3 992 Current Pearl Team |
-perks up- I recently began naming my Pokemon after mythical Greek gods and stuff. My favorite in particular is my Magikarp, Heracles. So I've been using pieces of legends for their descriptions. His is As his first Labor, Heracles was challenged to kill the Nemean lion. This was no easy feat, for the beast's parentage was supernatural and it was more of a monster than an ordinary lion. Its skin could not be penetrated by spears or arrows. Heracles blocked off the entrances to the lion's cave, crawled into the close confines where it would have to fight face to face and throttled it to death with his bare hands. Ever afterwards he wore the lion's skin as a cloak and its gaping jaws as a helmet.
He's not evolving because I like the irony. -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2009, 03:29 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Members Posts: 0 Joined: 26-April 09 Member No.: 16 250 Team Shiny |
Here's another one from PeaceFrog777. I love this guy..or girl.
Name: Milkshakes Race: Militank Her milkshakes draw the attention of many males to her place of residence and/or employment, and they declare its quality far surpasses that of yours. She conquers, its quality far surpasses that of yours. She could convey to you the recipe but would have to demand compensation. Name: Amphitrite Race: Milo Amphitrite is the queen of the sea! She is more beautiful than any other Pokemon, however, she is not very ladylike; her proudest moment was when she successfully belched the alphabet. -------------------- Shinies (click to show ) Credits (click to show ) |
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Jul 28 2009, 03:58 PM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
That Miltank is AMAZING. XD
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Jul 28 2009, 04:12 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: +Donors Posts: 6 Joined: 19-July 09 From: France Member No.: 48 080 Moon's Rangers |
Hi there !
Didn't intend to actually post on the forum, but i can't resist sharing this piece of fun... It comes from a French player, leader of the association "Soyez fous, soyez français !" (Be crazy, be French) - don't search it on the Groups lists, since they are French they don't come here much. The name is yoyo. Anyway, they are seemingly planning an invasion of the world... They already have their best agents ready... - G. Bon_Clay ( a Gorebyss) : "Mon premier pokemon travelo (Rose et male!). Pour la peine, il sera le general en chef de mon armée \o/" Translation : 'My First transvestite Pokémon, (pink and male!). For his trouble, he'll be the General of my army \o/' - Bella (an Ekans) : "Aime se faire belle en se maquillant et en se mettant un jolie noeud vert fluo sur sa tête, histoire de montrer que c'est la dominante de ce groupe . A tendance à avoir l'habitude de faire les même bêtises que son maître." Translation : 'Likes to look pretty by wearing makeup and a beautiful flashy green bow on her head, so that everyone will see she's the group's dominant. She tends to do the same stupid things as her master.' But there are my favourites : - CP9_coqui (Shellder) : "Premier membre du CP9. Trouvé dans un aquarium à Nausicaa (et volé à Nausicaa par Yoyo croyant que c'était un pokémon surpuissant et mauve)." Translation : 'First member of the CP9. Found in Nausicaa's aquarium (and stolen from Nausicaa by yoyo, thinking it was an ultra-powerful and purple pokemon.)' - Larve_CP9 (now a Kakuna) : "Le Pokemon surpuissant du CP9. On ne rigole pas quand on affronte ce monstre, seul un zarbi peut éventuellement le vaincre. Attention, il pique. Ceci est un message de la communauté Soyez fou, devenez français." Translation : 'CP9's ultra-powerful Pokemon. You don't laugh when facing that monster, only an Unown may be able to defeat him. Beware, it bites. This is a message from the community 'Be crazy, become French'.' - Terminator (Magikarp) : "Elle est puissante. Elle a anéanti le dieu des Pokemon et tous les pokemons légendaires avec son attaque ultime. Elle à détruit la moitié de l'agence "Soyez Fou, Soyez Français" avant de perdre face à Larve, notre meilleur agent. Depuis, elle nous a rejoint et elle en profite pour calmer ses pulsions meurtrières sur le monde." Translation : 'She is powerful. She annihilated the Pokemons' god and all the Legendaries with her ultimate attack. She destroyed half of the "Be Crazy, Be French" agency before she finally lost to Larve, our best agent. Since then, she has joined us and is trying to damp her deadly urges...' -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2009, 05:54 PM
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I'm baaaack! Group: Members Posts: 226 Joined: 13-June 09 From: USA Member No.: 33 916 Iron-Clad Victory |
One I just wrote for my female Quilava, Quileute...
No, despite her nickname, she does NOT know any werewolves or vampires. GET OVER IT! ... *ahem* Anyhoo... The firstborn of the group, she feels she has the most responsibility. Unfortunately, she completely disregards that so she can stare at the floor unendingly. Either she has OCD, ADD, x-ray vision, or she's a carpetbuyer. The world may never know... ~E4 Hikaru -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2009, 08:20 PM
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Pokémon Trainer Group: Newbies Posts: 6 Joined: 9-April 09 From: Australia Member No.: 9 710 Active Squad |
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Jul 28 2009, 10:22 PM
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Wishmaker Group: Members Posts: 279 Joined: 5-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 8 602 Pokemon I collect |
"Oh... hi. Thanks for noticing me. Um, feed me, I guess... or you could just ignore me. Like everyone else does. *sigh*
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here, NOT BEING AMERICA." Saturndjinni's Bidoof, named Canada xD -------------------- |
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Jul 28 2009, 10:38 PM
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One of the Merry Band of Plagarists Group: +Donors Posts: 99 Joined: 12-May 09 From: USA Member No.: 22 228 Active Squad |
...oh God I need to start reading more descriptions. XD @ Canada the Bidoof.
Don't worry, Canada, I still <3 you -------------------- |
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Jul 29 2009, 03:03 PM
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Trip-Hop Star Group: +Donors Posts: 21 Joined: 7-July 09 From: Hickory, NC Member No.: 43 341 IDK |
Here's another one from PeaceFrog777. I love this guy..or girl. Name: Milkshakes Race: Militank Her milkshakes draw the attention of many males to her place of residence and/or employment, and they declare its quality far surpasses that of yours. She conquers, its quality far surpasses that of yours. She could convey to you the recipe but would have to demand compensation. Name: Amphitrite Race: Milo Amphitrite is the queen of the sea! She is more beautiful than any other Pokemon, however, she is not very ladylike; her proudest moment was when she successfully belched the alphabet. Aww thanks, you made my day. I'm a girl by the way. -------------------- |
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Jul 30 2009, 03:13 PM
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Your Resident Grouch Group: Members Posts: 73 Joined: 20-April 09 From: Canada Member No.: 13 842 Active Squad |
I can't remember the user's name for the life of me right now, but I remember the Hariyama had some silly little description where he said he didn't like Hariyama pointing at him 'cause it's like he's sticking his middle finger at him.. I should remember because he used third person all the time. ._. I thought my Golbat description was funny, but that might just be 'cause I'm old and easily amused by nostalgic things. Pokemon Nickname: Batty Personalized description: Yo, the name is Batty The logic is erratic, Potato in a jacket, Toys in the attic, I rock and I ramble, My brain is scrambled, Rap like an animal but I'm a mammal I been brain-fried, electrified, infected and injectified, Vivosectified and fed pesticides, My face is all cut up, Cos my radar's all shut up Nurse I need a check-up from the neck up, I'm Batty DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEROOOOO |
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