I wish I could contribute someone else's, but since I cannot remember any witty, entertaining descriptions at the moment, I'll self-advertise as a stopgap.

Name: Pantsuit
Trainer: Thumb Blighter (me)
Species: Torchic (female)

Description: She would have been called Blazer were she not female. (Get it?)

That's all for now.

EDIT: ...or it isn't. I don't know if this is allowed for the thread, but Blue Tomoshibi's Journal entry really tickles me.

I've seen some pretty funny ones. Mine are all boring.

I should make some funny ones some time.

I try and fail miserably

I wrote a couple for my recently hatched pokemon that may be interesting to some

Trick the Murkrow:
Trick played a trick on me before it was even born, by making me think it was a Taillow egg. Now, he still plays practical jokes on me and the other pokemon. He also has a shadow, in the form of a Starly that seems to be attracted to him. He's embarrassed about the Starly following him, but likes the help when it comes to setting up his tricks.

Feather the Starly:
When Feather hatched, Trick was the first thing she saw. Instantly attracted, she started to follow Trick around, and doing almost anything he tells her to. Because of her following him and her careful nature, she's the only one that hasn't fallen for any of them yet.

I updated Vancor!

It's time for the Vancor TV show, brought to you by Happy Jerky, now with 10% more Slowpoke tails!

*Theme song plays*
DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DO DO DO, DO DO DO! DUN DUN!

HE'S VANCOR THE INVINCIBLE! THE GREATEST BULBA-SAUR! HE CAN TAKE ON ANY GAR-CHOMP THAT STEPS FOOT IN HIS WAY!

Vancor! That Nuclear Missile is about to destroy that maternity ward! You have to do something!

VANCOR, THE INVINCIBLE! WITH ALL HIS STRENGTH AND MIGHT! VINE WHIP! RAZOR LEAF! SOLARBEAM! AND HE WILL WIN THE FIGHT!!!!

Just don't all him cute, or you'll get a vine whip across the face... Seriously, don't do it...

This post has been edited by Drunkenwhale: Jul 24 2009, 03:36 PM

I haven't seen any on others Pokemon, but here's my Flaaffy's description:
Rico has high standards. He loves Pecha berries, but in the end, he'd be happy with any kind of food and often has to settle for just that. He fancies himself a protective king and that the eggs and Pokemon he watches after are his loyal subjects. His "subjects" don't necessarily feel the same way.

That sounds like one super Bulbasaur.

I'm going to smash the shameless self-promotion theme here.

Gotta give another mention to Irk Splee. I know people already have, but darnit, she's just got so many good ones! I'm especially amused by these ones:

Emo Turtle - (F. Blastoise Clone)- She's so saaaaad and no one understaaaaaands her. Just because she's DIFFERENT. She didn't CHOOSE to be hatched this way! WHY can't the world just ACCEPT her for who she is? BAWWWW

The others were perfectly ready to accept ET, of course, but then she started her whining and they all backed away, severely disturbed. She spends most of hes time sitting in the corner writing bad poetry. Thankfully, her evolutionary line cannot use HM01.

Sheldon- (M. Altaria)- As a Swablu, Sheldon really likes things clean -

WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU ARE STANDING IN HIS PERSONAL SPACE

DO YOU KNOW WHAT KIND OF GARBAGE IS ON YOUR SHOES?! DID YOU CHECK?! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU HAVEN'T STEPPED IN ARCANINE POOP, HUH?!

AGH! NOW HE HAS TO CLEAN EVERYTHING! YOU'RE MAKING IT WORSE! GETOUTGETOUTGEEETOOOOUT!






I'd also like to mention a pair of Kendo Sword's that I still chuckle every time at:

Woot Woot- (F. Spearow)- One day, woooot got an egg, hoping to hatch every Pokemon of Kanto. But when the Spearow hatched it kept saying things like "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" it really annoyed woooot, so he released it into the daycare.

KendoSword found the bird saying "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" and running around in the shelter. She was so charmed that she adopted it, but wound up regretting it, for every waking moment of the day it would shout,

"Can I get a WOOT WOOT?"

Blade- (M. Yanma)- This Yanma is snappy and usually has a witty reply to any remark. Surprisingly KendoSword doesn't mind this. His amazing speed granted him the name Blade. Woot Woot certainly minds his sass, as whenever he say "Can I get a WOOT WOOT?" Blade responds negatively. Woot Woot chooses to ignore him.

i havent found any lately and i have been checking like mad.. sigh...

i did have my totodile hermie's.. it is the firstest one i ever did... his mode his modest by the way.

You ever get that feeling that you know your different? Well Hermie figured that out at a young age when his trainer got him a pet dog and he nipped the pets ear in some repremind and seconds later spit out the whole ear.. the dog ran away. Ever since then Hermie has been most modest about his bite. He is quite careful now and when new people approach he will turn his back to you so you won't be tempted to touch his mouth. Only his trainer goes near his teeth, and that's because with all those teeth he needs help brushing. Fighting plaque and bad breathe one razor sharp tooth at a time.

Here's one I just wrote for Sleeper, my Rattata:

While most young Rattata like to run around, Sleeper likes to...well...sleep. Usually lounging in the sun or sleeping somewhere, Sleeper acts more like a Snorlax rather than the Rattata she is. The two things that will wake her up is either the smell of food or someone approaching, and even then, she may not get up right away.

The other pokemon try to help by keeping an eye on her, to make sure she doesn't get eaten, but can't watch her 24/7. Lets just hope that nothing bad happens to her...

-perks up- I recently began naming my Pokemon after mythical Greek gods and stuff. My favorite in particular is my Magikarp, Heracles. So I've been using pieces of legends for their descriptions. His is As his first Labor, Heracles was challenged to kill the Nemean lion. This was no easy feat, for the beast's parentage was supernatural and it was more of a monster than an ordinary lion. Its skin could not be penetrated by spears or arrows. Heracles blocked off the entrances to the lion's cave, crawled into the close confines where it would have to fight face to face and throttled it to death with his bare hands. Ever afterwards he wore the lion's skin as a cloak and its gaping jaws as a helmet.

He's not evolving because I like the irony.

Here's another one from PeaceFrog777. I love this guy..or girl.

Name: Milkshakes
Race: Militank
Her milkshakes draw the attention of many males to her place of residence and/or employment, and they declare its quality far surpasses that of yours. She conquers, its quality far surpasses that of yours. She could convey to you the recipe but would have to demand compensation.


Name: Amphitrite
Race: Milo
Amphitrite is the queen of the sea! She is more beautiful than any other Pokemon, however, she is not very ladylike; her proudest moment was when she successfully belched the alphabet.

That Miltank is AMAZING. XD

Hi there !
Didn't intend to actually post on the forum, but i can't resist sharing this piece of fun...

It comes from a French player, leader of the association "Soyez fous, soyez français !" (Be crazy, be French) - don't search it on the Groups lists, since they are French they don't come here much. The name is yoyo.

Anyway, they are seemingly planning an invasion of the world... They already have their best agents ready...

- G. Bon_Clay ( a Gorebyss) : "Mon premier pokemon travelo (Rose et male!). Pour la peine, il sera le general en chef de mon armée \o/"
Translation : 'My First transvestite Pokémon, (pink and male!). For his trouble, he'll be the General of my army \o/'

- Bella (an Ekans) : "Aime se faire belle en se maquillant et en se mettant un jolie noeud vert fluo sur sa tête, histoire de montrer que c'est la dominante de ce groupe .
A tendance à avoir l'habitude de faire les même bêtises que son maître."
Translation : 'Likes to look pretty by wearing makeup and a beautiful flashy green bow on her head, so that everyone will see she's the group's dominant. She tends to do the same stupid things as her master.'

But there are my favourites :

- CP9_coqui (Shellder) : "Premier membre du CP9.
Trouvé dans un aquarium à Nausicaa (et volé à Nausicaa par Yoyo croyant que c'était un pokémon surpuissant et mauve)."
Translation : 'First member of the CP9. Found in Nausicaa's aquarium (and stolen from Nausicaa by yoyo, thinking it was an ultra-powerful and purple pokemon.)'

- Larve_CP9 (now a Kakuna) : "Le Pokemon surpuissant du CP9.
On ne rigole pas quand on affronte ce monstre, seul un zarbi peut éventuellement le vaincre.
Attention, il pique.
Ceci est un message de la communauté Soyez fou, devenez français."
Translation : 'CP9's ultra-powerful Pokemon.
You don't laugh when facing that monster, only an Unown may be able to defeat him.
Beware, it bites.
This is a message from the community 'Be crazy, become French'.'

- Terminator (Magikarp) : "Elle est puissante. Elle a anéanti le dieu des Pokemon et tous les pokemons légendaires avec son attaque ultime. Elle à détruit la moitié de l'agence "Soyez Fou, Soyez Français" avant de perdre face à Larve, notre meilleur agent.
Depuis, elle nous a rejoint et elle en profite pour calmer ses pulsions meurtrières sur le monde."
Translation : 'She is powerful. She annihilated the Pokemons' god and all the Legendaries with her ultimate attack. She destroyed half of the "Be Crazy, Be French" agency before she finally lost to Larve, our best agent.
Since then, she has joined us and is trying to damp her deadly urges...'

One I just wrote for my female Quilava, Quileute...

No, despite her nickname, she does NOT know any werewolves or vampires. GET OVER IT!

...

*ahem* Anyhoo...

The firstborn of the group, she feels she has the most responsibility. Unfortunately, she completely disregards that so she can stare at the floor unendingly. Either she has OCD, ADD, x-ray vision, or she's a carpetbuyer. The world may never know...

~E4 Hikaru

AHAHAHA! I've gotta concur, well done well done!

"Oh... hi. Thanks for noticing me. Um, feed me, I guess... or you could just ignore me. Like everyone else does. *sigh*

Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be over here, NOT BEING AMERICA."

Saturndjinni's Bidoof, named Canada xD

...oh God I need to start reading more descriptions. XD @ Canada the Bidoof.

Don't worry, Canada, I still <3 you

Aww thanks, you made my day. I'm a girl by the way.

DID YOU KNOW THAT YOU'RE MY HEEEEEEEROOOOO