[X] My Assistant

[Runi]

THE SKULL ON HIS SWEATER IS ADORABLE. 8D
Am i the only one who noticed that it changes with his emotions?

Houndour is very cute.
And the recaps were hilariously wonderful (:

Glad you're feeling better Shirooo.

[Different Turret]

600 panels sweet jesus

Now to attempt to write the remaining recaps...

[Trainer Gwyn]

Awww. I imagine that Dusknoir is not going to be happy about all this.

[aiadonyx]

I do not think dusknoir wants involvement of this nature with her puppy. I am sure she won't be bothered.

[Tectrix]

Wow. Is that a Houndor, Poocheyena or what? I am lost here...

[Kazz]

THE SKULL ON HIS SWEATER IS ADORABLE. 8D
Am i the only one who noticed that it changes with his emotions?

Wow, nice eye. I didn't even notice that.

[Elito]

wait...so is Houndour Mari's sixth pokemon???
because she have, Sharpedo (male), Kadabra (male), Magikarp (male), Zangoose (male), and her Grovyle (which is male)....so is Houndour her sixth pokemon?

[Elito]

wait...so is Houndour Mari's sixth pokemon???
because she have, Sharpedo (male), Kadabra (male), Magikarp (male), Zangoose (male), and her Grovyle (which is male)....so is Houndour her sixth pokemon?



This post has been edited by Eliot Kovach: Sep 5 2009, 03:22 AM

[PokeTrainer Miri]

Awww, the girl puppy (forgot what Pokemon she is o_o) is so adorable <3
Her eyes are very cute C:
*ran out of things to say*
-lurks-

[Elito]

it is actually a houndour...

[musical]

this interlude has made me love houndour more than i already do. keep up the good work.

[Elito]

houndour is sexy..... I claim her!!!!!!

[Different Turret]

240 panels later, LOOK WHO'S BACK

[Different Turret]

And now, for an image-less AK, because my hand still hurts a bit (it doesn't help I accidentally punched the table today).

Good day, exquisite audience. I am Kadabra, your host.

I apologize for the lack of video transmission today, as well as my absence last week. We have experienced several technical difficulties which prevented proper broadcasting.

I have, however, collected quite a few inquiries over the past week, and I will attempt to answer most of these inquiries in a succint, objective manner, given that I have been threatened with bloody murder if I answer them with my usual accuracy and detail.

If you submitted an inquiry but it has not been addressed here, then it is most likely being evaluated for future broadcasts. Please do be patient.

For now, I shall address nineteen questions submitted by our faithful spectators.

E4H: Since you're psychic... Does Sharpedo have the hots for Gyarados?
Kadabra: I do believe he is far too fish-brained to even grasp the concept of 'having the hots' for someone.

Lx2: Dear kadabra, what ever happened to your spoons?
Kadabra: I discarded it. For the record, I only owned one spoon. It became useless upon turning human, however, except for perhaps eating soup.

ToD: Kadabra... HOW COULD YOU TURN ON YOUR FRIEND LIKE THAT
Kadabra: I know not what you speak of.

RV: Do you have a girlfriend? If not, can I be your girlfriend?
Kadabra: This would answer your question.

L5838: where were you when you first came to the future and got separated from Mari?
Kadabra: I am unsure of the exact location, but I was not too far from where I found Mari and the others. It only took me long to approach them because they seemed to be embroiled in rather vexing affairs.

F: Have you ever considered contacts?
Kadabra: Frankly, I had never considered glasses until a few days ago when they suddenly materialized upon my face. It was truly quite mystifying considering I had 20/20 vision prior to the transformation and was not carrying anything even remotely resembling a pair of glasses, let alone a pair of glasses with the proper lenses...

ZB: do Pokéhumans still lay eggs?
Kadabra: I do not believe it has ever been proven that pokémon lay eggs, since for mysterious reasons nobody has ever recorded or even seen pokémon mating habits. But I do not believe it to be physiologically possible for humans to lay eggs given their reproductory organs, and considering I am quite certain pokémon turned part human have human reproductory organs...

K-c: Kadabra, do you have someone you're in love with??
Kadabra: Of course.

L5838: would you befriend a ditto or a dark type like Dusknoir?And they have to be FEMALES!
Kadabra: I do not see why not, although I do believe Dusknoir is a ghost rather than a dark type. Regardless, I do not harbor any prejudice toward neither gelatinous nor female specimen.

PnB: If you had to eat one member of Mari's party, who would you eat?
Kadabra: I do rather enjoy fish. Particularly the steamy, piping hot variety.

K.: Ahem. Seriously Kadabra? Sharpedo??
Kadabra: That would depend on whether the focus of your sentence is on "seriously" or "Sharpedo".

K.: why is your nature described as Megane-kun? what does that mean?
Kadabra: I am afraid I know not what you speak of, given I am a character in a story and am not physically strong enough to break the fourth wall (which, if I might say so myself, is not all that thick for the most part). Therefore, I would not know my nature, let alone what it means.

m.: why you no love fish-brains??
Kadabra: I believe you are mistaken.

H.: Are you in any way related to Jade Curtiss?
Kadabra: Who?

a.: What's your favorite book?
Kadabra: I was unable to read books as a pokémon for exceedingly obvious reasons. Since becoming human, I have not had the chance to make use of books yet, and therefore do not and cannot have a 'favorite'.

fish-brains impostor: oi if your so smart what is the exact value of pi?
Kadabra: Pi is an irrational number and therefore has no exact value. And being that the current most exact approximation of pi has upwards of one trillion decimal places, I do not imagine you would like me to write it down here, unless you appreciate enough numbers to last you a lifetime of reading. Naturally, given that utilizing an approximation truncated to 39 decimal places is enough to calculate the circumference of any circle that would fit the observable universe to extreme precision, and truncated to 2 decimal places will solve most elementary math problems, be content with 3.14.

RV: can pokehumans evolve?
Kadabra: I would not know, given that I have not been one long enough, nor have I ever seen any evolve.

A.: You should be yellow. Why aren't you yellow 8(
Kadabra: You should be purple with magenta polka dots. Why are you not purple with magenta polka dots?

J.: Where did you get that wonderful sweater?
Kadabra: At Jubilife City.

Hopefully this will have cleared up some of the confusion in the minds of our zealous audience.

By all means, continue to submit your inquiries. I am most delighted to answer them.

[dark thunder]

dark thunderi have a suggestion!! you should put in an option that instead of just going panel by panel, you can skip ten panels

Shirigone:Why would you want to skip ten panels, though? An archive (i.e. the option to pick a panel to go to) will be added eventually, though.

response to what i said in ze spam shout box



i personally would want the ten panel skipping thing since sometimes, if i look through from the beggining, or if i want to skip back a little bit to see something i missed, i want to skip ahead(or behind) a little bit and not have to keep clicking the next panel. i suppose when the archive option comes, it would help, but im not completley sure where each panel is at, so it would be hard to find it sometimes. do you get what im saying? im not sure how clear im saying this, 'cuse i suck at explaining things.


ps: doesn't it cost money to have a website like seigane up? personally i dont mind having the ads there, espcially when your going through the comic, there is an empty space at the bottom prefect for it. or did you take out the ads for another reason?

[ZaphodBeeblebrox]

Dusknoir and Houndoom show up for some reason, but they leave without causing any trouble.

OMG I JUST REALIZED. They're just like Team Rocket!!!!111eleventy!

I had no idea about the various Dusknoirs, I was totally confused and stuff. it now has become so much more disentangled, thank you greatly. (not to mention that reading the recaps is also hilarious, which i personally appreciate very.)

finally there is just to much awesome since i caught up last time, to say anything now, and it is very late here.
can I say "eee! Kadabra answer" without sounding lie a git? i dunno

i am .. speechless, sorry XD
(everybody cheers)

anyway, good night

~ZB

[Different Turret]

dark thunderi have a suggestion!! you should put in an option that instead of just going panel by panel, you can skip ten panels

Shirigone:Why would you want to skip ten panels, though? An archive (i.e. the option to pick a panel to go to) will be added eventually, though.

response to what i said in ze spam shout box



i personally would want the ten panel skipping thing since sometimes, if i look through from the beggining, or if i want to skip back a little bit to see something i missed, i want to skip ahead(or behind) a little bit and not have to keep clicking the next panel. i suppose when the archive option comes, it would help, but im not completley sure where each panel is at, so it would be hard to find it sometimes. do you get what im saying? im not sure how clear im saying this, 'cuse i suck at explaining things.


ps: doesn't it cost money to have a website like seigane up? personally i dont mind having the ads there, espcially when your going through the comic, there is an empty space at the bottom prefect for it. or did you take out the ads for another reason?

I still don't see why there should be an option to skip panels. You can just adjust the URL to your linking (the panel number is in the URL) or, when the archive is up, check ten panels after whichever one you're at. It just doesn't strike me as a particularly relevant option when the point of a continuous story like this is to be read one panel after another.

Yes, it does cost money. Ads, however, only bring revenue when they're clicked (and someone senselessly clicked ours, causing Google to shut down our AdSense account) or when many unique visitors view them. We only get between 50-70 uniques per day (which is extremely low compared to popular webcomics), and 1-2 cents a day isn't worth putting ads up for. I'm not complaining about our traffic, mind, I'm just saying that by advertisers' standards, it's low, so we don't make any significant money from ads. Might as well spare you all the eyesore.

[dark thunder]

lol, did not notice the URL thing.

and i thought of it kind of like when im reading one of my manga over again,i like to skip a few pages every now and then, but i guess i like adjusting the URL better.


oh ok(on the ad thing). well if you ever think that you would get enough money to help support the site, even a little, then im sure most people wouldn't care about the ads. i know i personally wouldn't care, especially since its to help the site.

[Different Turret]

...Someone is about to get thud'd.

[Kazz]

That girl has lost it.

lol @ the Q/A about Pi.