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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately?
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post Jun 13 2009, 08:57 PM
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I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD

for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat -

"Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family.

He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts.

Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously.
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AH, IT MAKES ME LOL. awesome.gif

So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately??
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post Jun 13 2009, 09:08 PM
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Mess with me and I'll mow you down.
I eat Bidoofs.

- My Mowtom's Description (Cut Form Rotom ;3)

I had a comic of it chasing a Bidoof... aah I love it and how maniacal its grin is.


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post Jun 13 2009, 09:13 PM
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QUOTE(Latani @ Jun 13 2009, 10:08 PM) *
My name is hilarious.
Mess with me and I'll mow you down.
I eat Bidoofs.

- My Mowtom's Description (Cut Form Rotom ;3)

I had a comic of it chasing a Bidoof... aah I love it and how maniacal its grin is.


lol good stuff. i cant seem to come up with any descriptions. il think of something for some pokes sooner or later...xd


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post Jun 14 2009, 01:10 AM
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QUOTE(mkhare @ Jun 13 2009, 09:57 PM) *
I, personally, love it when people take the time to think up really creative/hilarious/clever descriptions for their Pokemon, it makes clicking extra fun! XD

for example: Irk Splee's description of their Houndoom Barkmeat -

"Fear is his brother, destruction his sister and pestilence his third cousin twice removed. Yes, it's a very big family.

He eats fear. He spreads fear on a bagel. With a little jam. And nuts.

Also. Keep away from cats. Seriously.
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AH, IT MAKES ME LOL. awesome.gif

So, read any particularly awesome descriptions lately??


Hah! Nice to know my little bouts of plagarism are somewhat amusing!

One of my favorite description writers on the site is Chin. I don't know why. Just something about "Bad at math. Loves pancakes." and "TIGER PROWLS THROUGH PUDDING" makes me giggle. I get the feeling I'm missing some in-jokes or show references or something there, but as it stands it's just so... what? XD

I really need to start reading more descriptions... speed clicking is efficient, but I'm probably missing some funny stuff.


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post Jun 14 2009, 01:34 AM
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post Jun 14 2009, 02:08 AM
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LOL. those are really funny. I havent come across a funny one yet!! pinch.gif


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post Jun 14 2009, 02:29 AM
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Lol.
I found one but i can't remeber where,

"Thunder is its enemy, Grass is its enemy.
Bread is also its enemy, because they go all soggy in water.
Oh be careful of elekids being here, It bites!"


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post Jun 30 2009, 01:56 PM
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I was clicking Rapidash King back today, and noticed an amusing description for their Tropius, Hoofaladoofala:

"Hoofaladoofala has a stamp collection that he is very proud of."

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I also liked the description for their Nosepass:

"Tahiti is incredibly shy, and very insecure about her body, particularly her nose. She likes to go to the beach and bury herself in the sand."

Awww.


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post Jun 30 2009, 02:00 PM
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Well, I haven't come across any on my own, but the ones up here are funny.


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post Jun 30 2009, 03:11 PM
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Hehe. My descriptions are all just explaining which game their namesake comes from. Mayhaps I should stick a few tales inside-jokes in.


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I rarely come across any funny ones.. noes.gif

I did come across this description...

Pokemon's Name: Horny
Species: Rhyhorn
"Me love you long time."


You need to know the song to get the reference. >w<


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post Jun 30 2009, 04:19 PM
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I'm hatching to many Pokemon at the moment to give them good descriptions. Just hard to pronounce Slavic/Roman names grin.gif


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post Jun 30 2009, 08:05 PM
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"You still looking at me? Hmm... you must liek... I mean like... mudkips then."
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Irk Splee's descriptions are always fun to read. That's mainly why she gets my clickies ^_^.gif

This topic inspired me to write my own descriptions. grin.gif None are really that funny, though. ^^;


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post Jun 30 2009, 10:40 PM
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Irk Splee's are all hilarious. I loved Corina's reign of terror. Mr.Sausage *snort*

I don't usually read descriptions. But if I notice a new poke in Irk's party (which I always do), then I take the time to read the description. I also read her journal, more than I read most people's journals.
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post Jul 1 2009, 12:51 AM
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I dont think mine are as close to funny as these are! xD


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As I was naming him, I remembered that I once had a friend from an old forum whose favorite pokemon was Spoink. However, her username was too long to fit. But her nickname, Spork, wasn't.

And then for some reason The Matrix popped into my head and I just ran with my stream of consciousness from there...

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Description: There is no spoon. There is also no fork. There is only the spork. And the microwavable burrito, which is delicious. You want to eat the burrito, and thus you need the spork. Nummy.


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mine are hilarious

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but i do like the one who nicknames hers after characters from the Office, that's cute.


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lol my descriptions are somewhat lame, since they're mostly telling about the pokemon's character and such. Some of them need a bit of a redo actially.

i can't remember what the pokemon were, but i have come across a couple of amusing descriptions.


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