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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately?
Irk Splee
post Jan 19 2010, 11:04 PM
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QUOTE(Tibia @ Jan 19 2010, 10:49 PM) *
QUOTE(E4 Hikaru @ Jan 19 2010, 03:44 PM) *
Irk Splee's Smeargle, Jennifer:
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Jennifer's style of art is rather... strange.

She'll start out drawing something cute. A sweet little kitten or a bunny or a bunch of little hearts. (Or beans.) Things that will make you positively gush at the cute. It's all so tooth rottingly adorable.

And then she goes and slaps on things like bloody knives and disemboweled organs.

If she trying to send everyone a message? Perhaps it'd be best if she was kept away from all sharp objects...




That description applies to me so much that I'm not sure whether I should be amused or frightened. I'm even named "Jennifer".


Know what's REALLY strange about that? The description is actually a reference to a longtime friend of mine named Jennifer. XD Now THAT is the slightest bit creepy.

I'd include another description to steer this away from being the Irk Splee Hour, but I haven't really seen anything recently. Nothing I can think of off the top of my head.


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post Jan 20 2010, 05:30 PM
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I found this Parasect while clicking. Hilarious description:

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Well, what's the worst that can possibly happen?

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"WHAT IS LOVE?
OH BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME NO MORE
OH BABY DON'T HURT ME
DON'T HURT ME NO MORE

WHAT IS LOVE?
YEAH

OH, I DON'T KNOW WHY YOU'RE NOT THERE
I GIVE YOU MY LOVE, BUT YOU DON'T CARE
SO WHAT IS RIGHT AND WHAT IS WRONG?
GIMME A SIGN."

Oi... my head...


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post Jan 20 2010, 05:42 PM
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Hey, that's my Parasect!
It's a reference to Don't Eat The Mushroom.

But, um, yeah. Like Irk Splee, I can't think of anything to actually contribute to this thread. I just find it awesome that someone liked one of my descriptions that much.


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post Jan 20 2010, 07:13 PM
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That is all kinds of awesome. I'm glad you named your Parasect that.


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post Feb 11 2010, 10:49 PM
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Hi...
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I dunno if i can complete with Irk Splee (cuz Irk's just totally awesome like that) but...
My legendary/novelty pokemon?
Click on my Palkia in my sig. The rest are in a PC box...

Celebi?:
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Ever have a portable Time Machine? Why not? Is it because it's too expensive? Or because it takes 30,720 maturity to hatch from an egg?

You people who don't want a Time Machine are just crazy. Go out and get a Time Machine of your own. They're squishy and cute. All you have to do is hug it to activate. Of course, not all Time Machines will appreciate this...

Heck, all mine does is blush and float. Rawr.


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post Feb 12 2010, 01:41 AM
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Might I recommend you all go and read all of Giraffe a Laugh's descriptions?
Well, not all of them. The ones in the "the gang" box.
They're pretty good. ;D
(not the smoochums. they dont have descriptions. :[)


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post Feb 12 2010, 01:23 PM
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crogunk(old):firsties

brice(riolu):don't feed him cheri berrys you won't like him when he's spicy

Bakon(caterpie):hmm cat or pie why not both


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post Mar 13 2010, 05:57 PM
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post Mar 13 2010, 09:14 PM
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post Mar 14 2010, 05:32 AM
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I just finished slapping a description on my shiny Typhlosion, Rakachel. I don't think it's very good, though. I was pushing the character limit.


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post Mar 15 2010, 06:50 AM
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Irk Splee has done it again with her Drifloon, Luft. Though it could just be because I like the song 99 Luftballoons.


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QUOTE(Harmonious @ Mar 15 2010, 07:50 AM) *
Irk Splee has done it again with her Drifloon, Luft. Though it could just be because I like the song 99 Luftballoons.


OMG YOUR SCREENNAME

WILL YOU MARRY ME
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post Sep 7 2010, 11:14 PM
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Three words: Name and description. He's purely for trolling the seeker at this point. :B

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I think her description is just darling xD


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post Sep 9 2010, 04:20 PM
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QUOTE(Lucy Monostone @ Sep 7 2010, 10:59 PM) *
QUOTE(Harmonious @ Mar 15 2010, 07:50 AM) *
Irk Splee has done it again with her Drifloon, Luft. Though it could just be because I like the song 99 Luftballoons.


OMG YOUR SCREENNAME

WILL YOU MARRY ME


WHY YES OF COURSE.

Ahem. On topic, Doctor Octopus has some great descriptions. Not all are funny, but they're all well written.


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post Sep 10 2010, 05:34 PM
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But anywho... *cough shameless self advertising cough* I can't help but want to share my shiny Tyrogue's description.

Isaiah the Shiny Tyrogue
"Hello ladies. Look at your 'mon, now back to me, now back at your 'mon, now back to ME.
Sadly, your 'mon isn't me, but if he stopped using ladies scented bodywash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like me.
Look down- back up- You're on a boat with the 'mon your 'mon could smell like! What's that in your hand? I've got it! It's a Shellder with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again: the tickets are now DIAMONDS!
Anything is possible when your 'mon smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I'm on a Ponyta."


(And if you're wondering why his name is Isaiah, it's because the actor that does those hilarious Old Spice commercials name is Isaiah. o3o.gif)


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Irk has done it again! Aziz, the Spiky-Eared Pichu:


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Stay in school! Look both ways before crossing the street! Brush your teeth! Don't swear!

Aziz is basically a Saturday morning educational cartoon incarnated as a little yellow rat. Wherever there is someone doing something they couldn't get away with on Nick Jr., Aziz is there to provide a squeaky little lecture. And then, to ice off the annoyance cake, he'll probably sing a song about it. A perfectly rehearsed and choreographed song, despite the fact that he just wrote it. Mentally. In five seconds. Where the hell are the instruments coming from?

Wait, no, I didn't mean hell, Aziz, NO!


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