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Hilarious/Clever Pokemon Descriptions, Read any lately?
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post Jul 1 2009, 11:21 AM
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I hate to post again so soon, but at this point I think Ky Kiske deserves a mention under the "Clever" category. I like the song lyrics he puts down as the descriptions for his pokemon. Those descriptions are actually the reason I added him to my Pal Pad.


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post Jul 1 2009, 12:28 PM
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Not so much a description than a name, but. *self advertisement*

Species: Deoxys
Nickname: Space Twizzlers
Description: Twizzlers. Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

lD; yeah, I'm lame like that.


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post Jul 1 2009, 12:36 PM
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post Jul 1 2009, 02:25 PM
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Meh... Mine aren't very funny. (a few may amuse, but none are hilarious) They're just stories, explaining why they're here, r something...


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post Jul 1 2009, 03:08 PM
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Hah, I just found Musical's profile - her Pokemon include a Hoothoot who can't fly but tries anyway (and keeps landing in the water... "It's suicide!") and a Gengar that thinks she's a Lopunny and keeps attempting to lay on the charm. Well, hey, I was amused. While I do like funny descriptions that are one silly little line (I'm no stranger to it, look at Pokemon like Mooch the Pelipper), my favorites are the ones that give a paragraph of personality. A RIDICULOUS personality, but personality all the same.


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post Jul 1 2009, 03:51 PM
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I can't remember who but someone has a Speed Form Deoxys that read:
Tag, you're it.

And I loled.


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post Jul 1 2009, 05:10 PM
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I've come across one or two funny descriptions. None that I can think of at the moment. The only Pokemon of mine that has a slightly funny description is my Spheal, Nadiya:

"Nadiya likes to sit on my roof and yodel. Her favourite song to yodel is Jimmie the Kid. But she gets thirsty from singing. So she has a large cup of peanut butter. But that makes her hungry. So she eats cheesy poofs. But then she gets all orange from being a messy eater. Well, if you buy her the discount cheesy poofs she gets all yellow. But she hates discount food. So get the brand name cheesy poofs. Or else she'll bite you. Nadiya is very vicious. She eats children for breakfast, with a side of bacon. She also is obsessed with Ivan the Terrible, and built a shrine to him on my roof."


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post Jul 1 2009, 07:44 PM
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i dont use descriptions
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Tera's Altaria Altair is pretty awesome. If you don't know who Altair is, I suggest you look him up.
"He likes to hide in haystacks. Don't piss him off, he's secretly got like 5 different weapons under those cloud wings."
It's especially funny because apparently "Altaria sings in a gorgeous soprano... "
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post Jul 1 2009, 10:11 PM
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And now for.... some self-promotion!

Here's my description for my Regice Jimmy:

'Apparently created during an ice age, Jimmy has seen many terrible and wonderful events and thus feels like the granddaddy of absolutely everything.
He has had many names during his lifetime, but likes going by 'Jimmy' because it makes him feel 'hip'.

His favourite pastimes are stamp collecting (he has several billion), stargazing and discussing the weather.

How he managed to end up inside an egg... we shall never know.'


YAAAAY JIMMY!
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post Jul 2 2009, 05:47 AM
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01. Zik (Pikachu)
Description: Zik, quiet and mysterious. His silence is deafening. Be prepared for it....

02. Granti (Torterra)
Description: Ntrinnu2 came on today and she knew I was rdy to be hatched. I tumbled out of the eggshell. She thought I was this cute and adorable female Turtwig and named me Granti; not that i look cute anymore! happy.gif

03. Maette (Grovyle)
Description: Treecho was in an egg. It never occured to NTrinnu2 that I was gonna be a girl. She was shocked when she found out. I felt so embarressed about it. So she gave me the name Maette, saying I was a naive, charming and elegant female treecho, an aesthetic example of the treecho species.

04. Fliba (Miotic)
Description: Fliba, Fliba, Fliba, BUUUURRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPP.... Flibaa.

05. Big Blue (Metang)
Description: A duh! What else am i gonna be called? Big Green?

I'm thinking of calling my nosepass

06. Red Nos (Nosepass)
Description: Just cause I sneeze too much! Stop making fun of my nose!

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post Jul 2 2009, 07:47 AM
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The description I gave to my MissingNo. is pretty sexy, if only for what happens when it gets upset~ I might tweak it, though.

Nobody knows why this MissingNo. was named Plix. Even Plix doesn't know why its name is Plix. It is a mystery.

Plix seems to move sporadically, and has been known to occasionally have strobe lights come out from its pixelated body and play rave music.

Plix likes absorbing sweet stuff, and gets angry, hacks video games, or begins blasting Satanic messages, unintelligible Japanese, and distorted Pokemon cries when offered bitter food.


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Also, I've seen quite a few silly descriptions. Most of them from Irk Splee. There have been others, but I don't remember them..

And for some reason, I really love Insane Purin's description for their Whismer, Ted.

"I am a great soft jelly thing. Smoothly rounded, with no mouth, with pulsing white holes filled by fog
where my eyes used to be. Rubbery appendages that were once my arms; bulks rounding down into
legless humps of soft slippery matter. I leave a moist trail when I move. Blotches of diseased, evil
gray come and go on my surface, as though light is being beamed from within.

I have no mouth. And I must scream."


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post Jul 2 2009, 12:20 PM
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LOL just saw an entei description that went ""im in ur movie takin ur momz"" XDD


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post Jul 2 2009, 12:29 PM
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I personally think Irk Splee's are pretty funny. I haven't really seen any other funny descriptions, though. Mine may be mildly amusing to the right crowd. MILDLY AMUSING. Be warned?

Bilbo the Bagon
Bilbo, the child of Papa and Mama Bagon, hopes to one day become a powerful Salamence and breathe fire at his worst enemies...what, that's his dream? What a dumb Bagon.
Frodo the Larvitar (NO I AM NOT A LORD OF THE RINGS FAN)
Ever since he was born, Frodo has looked up to Bilbo. He also hopes to fight for truth, justice, and the Johto way. Wait, did he get that from comic books? Oh well. Let him have his youth.
Hedgie the Cyndaquil
This little flaming shrew may be gentle, but his fiery back is also...fiery. Watch out for that.
Derp the Bidoof
Derp is a very cool Bidoof. He can figure out simple addition, a task of which most Bidoofs find challenging. However, his teeth aren't as cool as his math skills.


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post Jul 2 2009, 12:32 PM
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what do you think of my supa weedy description

at daytime, this weedle just wears shades and pokes people, but at night, he escapes out of his window and grabs his cape and beats uup the evil crew. he likes jumping off tall buldings. but weedy has helpfrom hs team mates...



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post Jul 2 2009, 12:50 PM
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I saw a Mudkip with the lyrics of 'Never Gonna Give You Up'

I was just all like ' Crap I got Rickroll'd'


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post Jul 2 2009, 12:55 PM
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Those are funny! I just click, I don't read the descriptions.


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post Jul 2 2009, 03:52 PM
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Well, this is one of mine, don't know if it's really funny.

Gulpin:
This is Ed, the überownage Gulpin.
He wants sweet food, so don't mess with him and give him his damned sweet food.


Yeah, I love Gulpins.


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post Jul 2 2009, 04:50 PM
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I found another amusing one - Wark's Lairon, Botang. "Affectionately named for the noise she makes when she walks into furniture." I'm gonna go through Wark's PC, see what else they've come up with... XD;;

I really need to read Pokemon descriptions more often. We've got some really clever people here!

And thanks for thinking I'm in that group, guys... every time I see my name in this topic I get all fuzzy. X3


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post Jul 2 2009, 05:11 PM
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heh no funny ones yet so I have been looking for them on legendaries wait can you put descriptions on eggs(been here since april but uh ever since my anti-virus wouldn't let me warm eggs I quit but just got it working)


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